I sucessfully negotiated a great deal and am the new owner of Victoria House. Paisano has been named the general manager, and we look forward to welcoming everyone to our stellar hotel.

APRIL FOOLS!

I love April Fools pranks. The best one I ever had pulled on me was when a group of buds decided to hide my car. I freaked out when I couldn't find it. I received a phone call, and a whispery voice informed me that the priest of a nearby church was seen driving my car. I went to the parking lot of the church, and sure enough, there sat my car. I still do not know for certain who my tormentors were, but I think we can rule out the priest.