Here are a few things I'd like my friends to know:

1. I apologize to anyone that I or my two inebriated friends may have offended by way of late night telephone calls.

2. I apologize to the many cute young men who live next door to TQ - mostly because I am sorry they are all too young for me.

3. I am happy to report that those NASA guys know more than just that rocket science stuff.

4. I would like to publicly thank TQ for taking me to the adult toy store (and to LA for coming up with the idea in the first place). My purchases will come in "handy."

5. And finally, I vow never to again leave a friend's house without logging out of my message board account!


Take the road less traveled