YES THATS RIGHT FOLKS .... WE GAT COOKIE GAL WE GAT COOKIE LADY .. WELL ...NOW YOU CAN HAVE FRESH ...HOT... STEAMY ''MOOSE'' COOKIES AND PIES DELIVERED READY ...TO YUR DOOR....
FROM
"COOKIE MOOSE"
[ delivery depends on what the moose ate yesturday... and when the lazy bum gets outta bed]...[it's advisable to feed the moose dinner b4 putting in an order]...[ moose like stew chicken ..rice an beans...creol potato salad.....and a nice bucket ah lime juice]

mmmm.... i kin smell dem cookies all da way ta Key Kauka. Moose nid wan bathe.

MI COOKIES AND PIES COM OUT FRESH-HOT -N-STEAMY.....
ORDER NOW ....ENJOY LATER

the responce fi mi pies an cookie bizness sucks...
mQQse is very disapointed

I'd be
careful if
I were you!
:rolleyes:

you got yur
tin
yur
asphalt
YUR
TILE

now the infamoose mQQse...introduces

the "mQQse ROOF"

SORTAH LIKE
TIN
KINDAH LIKE ASPHALT
NOT QUITE THE SAME AS TILE ....

SHED YUSEF FRAM THE SUN ...

NAIL A "mQQse SHINGLE" [rg.] to the top of yur house for those long sunny days and those slight rain ones too
[ product not suited for heavy rains.....]