One Big, ugly, brown, airbrushed Moose for sale.

$2.00 Belizian money- OBO

Call Marty for more details!

now thats humor
but...geszzzzz ...moose is worth more than that... hell... moose is chock full-o-majestic....somebaddy raise oup the price please...
GESZZZZZZZZ

2 BUCKS NUH EVN PAY FI DI DRYCLEANNING

OK.....$3.00BZ :rolleyes:

gesz chloe...ah evn seen a hoof awi a fokin ashtry on it .. go fi $12.50.....geszz theres mQQse butt,,,,,mQQse tail....knek ..head... an shoulders....[comes awi natty dreds]....and all kind other appendages..some usefull....too..!!
i think someone can hork oup a lee moe bread/green/moolah/cashino//fyahwata..guns..blankets. beads.....
no wait ... thats a nuthah story....anyway ... get a piece ah di mQQse......
..........SET YOUR BID..........

Is shipping extra?

Watch out, Ebay will have competition !

Please buy this Moose and then cut out its tongue.

hunter...where wud yu like yur antlers jammed

Hey Moose,
You might get a higher bid if you could get Marty to make your Avatar brighter. In its small size you can't make out all the qualities of such a mQQse.

Cutting tongue out would be of no help. That Majestic Moose knows sign language really good.

Hey MQQse!!! I'll bid even higher if your drumset is included

I would be the last to suggest that a little humor is not good. But, I am wondering if this forum is the place for it. I think Marty's idea of a place to list things for sale is a good one and can be of help to us when used for that just as the hurricane thread was used for that purpose. Maybe we should use the general chat for our "general" comments. Maybe some direction from you, Marty, would be helpful.

BYWARREN
Lighten up a little, If you are on AC you ought to be so laid back that you would enjoy a little humor on this board , If you are up in the far cold North your other listed location, you should really like a little HUMOR. Most of us on this thread are in the US and dreaming of our last or next trip to AC. HUMOR IS GOOD.

HUMOR MEK MI FUR TWITCH...AND MI NUT SACK QUIVER

Just a suggestion. The board is great and I do appreciate humor wherever I am. Just thought it might be a constructive comment from me for a change.

GO CHANGE YU DUDDY DRAUWS

The mQQse must be retired and have plenty of time of the board to make such quick replies to bywarren. :p

KBG GO CHANGE WARREN'S DUDDY DRAUWS

LMAO... Not EVEN going to touch that one!
--Silk

PIPL .....ARE WE FORGETTING THE AUCTION SALE...
LETS GET THE PRICE OUP....
THATS-: ONE ROMANTIC NIGHT AWI DAH ""MQQSE"OH AND MOOSE NUH PEH FI NOTIN ....
IT'S ALL BOUT MI .....

ALL PEH'D FI BY

"YOU"

Not for $1.99, not for a buck fifty, not even for a dollar bill, not for fifty cents, not for $0.35 cents. or in MQQSE's language - mi nuh sit dun pun it - LOL

I'll give a nickel.....a Buffalo Nickel!!!! WAIT....don't Moose like Buffalo????? hmmmm...what a worped mind??!! C

Moose: a couple of questions: Are you a party animal? If so, it might up the ante or antlers, so to speak. Also, when you graze, what do you eat?

Oh noooooooo, Lauriemar,

No you didn't just ask what he eats when he grazes. If my mind is in the gutter, you KNOW his is.....LOL

laurie....never pahtae'd b4 in mi life.... graze...eat .....??????????


whaddah yah gaht
???????????????????

oup di ante`

Well, Moosie: tonight's din din is BBQ chicken with Caribbean jerk sauce, steamed green beans and fresh strawberries, plus a glass of my favorite Pinot Noir. Does Moose drink adult beverages?

NO BABE ..THE BOOZE NUH GOOD FI MI.....SOUNDS LIKE A MEAL DEAL...[but] WHAT!????//
NO HOT CLAM..?..AFTER ALL I DID STAAT OFF AS WAH LEE MARITIMER
eatin labstah,,,is in mi blood..but eatin clam is always pon mi mind

Moose, you are cracking me up, but I don't speak "Moose".

IT'S ALL DONE AWI MIRRORS MI DEAR

Fanta Red is drink of choice.

MQQSE LIKE A BUCKET OF GRAPE "RICA"...
if the lime juice nuh vailble...
of course ...
yah jus cian get any bettah than sweet fresh
clam juice

I'll bid five bucks to party with a famous Moose and throw in a beer to boot

How does a Moose party?

de mQQse is duh party.

OK MQQSE, I'll water your banana trees for 10 days!!! BUT-probably don't need any water at this point!! Rain from Lili is probably doing the job!! See ya!!! C

I've not met alot of Moose's in my life but,,,,

this is ONE NAZSTY MOOSE!

Looks like sneaky roady is on a roll.

Moose, are you full grown? How much you wey?
Cause I'm thinkin I could get you cheap....pop a cap inna you butt and feed a small village of eskimos for at least a week at $10US a plate....LOL

Sounds enterprising to me!

I'll buy a pound and a half! My wife say's I could use the extra MQQse meat. I'm not sure what she's implying!!!!

MQQse is sold to the highest bidder.

Sold to the highest bidder, but the MQQSE has escaped the holding corral, good luck on taking delivery.

Only Wendy knows where the MQQSE is hiding out, and she wants huge $$$$ reward.

hey....SHOW MI THE MONEY......
ANY RICH FEMALE MOOSE LOVERS OUT THERE...
OUT THERE....
BID HIGH /
/MOOSE MEAT NUH COM CHEAP...