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#130618 - 03/03/03 07:34 PM guaranteed investment
bywarren Offline
Judging from the comments made by some on this board and seeing the number of people coming to Belize looking to invest with expectations that never seem to materialize as expected, I have determind that it is time for me to offer the entrepreneurial skills that I have learned over my successful business career. Therefore, I have obtained the sole rights for Belize to offer this opportunity. With this investment, there should be no question as to the profitability. Even the people on this board that have demonstrated their mental handicaps (you know who you are) should be able to realize the potential.

This is in the form of a franchise that will be limited in number, so it is imperative that those interested act immediately. Although, I have reserved a few for the likes of evening, bettabelizit, scubalady, munichchick, Cheri and a few others that I know will need a little more time to analize the potential.

This business will be snow mobile dealerships.

#130619 - 03/03/03 08:31 PM Re: guaranteed investment
o jackie Offline
laugh HA-HA laugh HE-HE laugh HA-HA, laugh HE-HE laugh
Totally hilarious!!!! This is one of the best that I have seen. But, I think I will pass, thanks!!! wink

Jackie smile

#130620 - 03/03/03 08:50 PM Re: guaranteed investment
Chloe Offline
Great, one question, what is the top speed one can expect on sand with the snowmobile?
Inquiring mind needs to know, before mailing cash. :rolleyes:
Dare To Deviate

#130621 - 03/03/03 09:33 PM Re: guaranteed investment
bywarren Offline
Chloe, the only question I will answer is that of the rate of return. The franchises come with a written guarantee of a minus one hundred percent rate of return. You must figure out the answers to all other questions yourself. That is what being an entrepreneur and risk taker is all about. :p

PS: I guess I should put my picture up again
I think it shows better that all the words I could write describing the handsome, successful, intellegent and honest person you will be dealing with.

#130622 - 03/03/03 10:36 PM Re: guaranteed investment
aqtpie2 Offline
Hee hee - bywarren, great Pic - totally trust worthy looking chap for sure! Looks like you are a man that knows what he is talking about!

#130623 - 03/04/03 03:28 AM Re: guaranteed investment
Chloe Offline
Oh yeah, I have your picture.
With the profits you stand to make, will you buy a new hat?
No problem I will research my questions.
Dare To Deviate

#130624 - 03/04/03 03:11 PM Re: guaranteed investment
bywarren Offline
It's not the hat that makes the man. laugh

#130625 - 03/04/03 04:24 PM Re: guaranteed investment
Sandshaker Offline
LOL *shaking head*

You're bored right? wink


You're such a smart-ass....LOL

#130626 - 03/04/03 05:20 PM Re: guaranteed investment
Chloe Offline
True Bywarren the hat does not make the man, but it is a definite clue to man under it...... wink
Dare To Deviate

#130627 - 03/04/03 06:20 PM Re: guaranteed investment
bywarren Offline
Then why would you think I need a new one?

PLEASE do not tell me I am perceived by others differently than I perceive myself. confused

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