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#133059 - 11/20/00 06:57 PM Hot Shit!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
The captain can post again! Marty I have not spent a sober day since you kicked my sorry ass off the other board. Now that I can quit drowning my sorrows, I am going to send you a bill for my liver transplant. It's been over a week since I've been sober...can one of you guys tell me who won that election?
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#133060 - 11/20/00 08:14 PM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
rickcheri Offline
no one!!!i assume you're talking about the presideny...i think they should both get it and we'll call them co-captians.!!!!would'nt that be a riot???

#133061 - 11/20/00 09:32 PM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
Chloe Offline
Captain Bigzeke, I think you got the most votes in Florida, that's what all the recount is about. LOL
Glad to see you back, because we needed to tell you we are coming to your place for Thanksgiving Dinner, all of the board people.

[This message has been edited by Chloe (edited 11-20-2000).]
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#133062 - 11/21/00 10:19 AM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
Debbie Offline
Big Zeke,
Glad to see you found your way to the new board for us wierdo's!!!! It was good talking to you in the chat yesterday. Still thinking about your icon. LOL
Also glad to see you got sober just in time for turkey day....... Hmmmmm Turkey day.....
Sounds like something Bill is involved in....LOL He can be our honorary turkey this year.
What cha cookin for us at the restaurant this year????

#133063 - 11/21/00 11:11 AM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Sorry guys but I'm closed for Thanksgiving. Going to stay at home with my family and watch some football and heat up the swimming pool. Life is a bitch,huh? Happy Thanksgiving to y'all and I for one have lots to be thankful for. Everyone stay healthy and always remember," Don't count your sorrows....count your blessings!" Man I could never had made this philosophical post if Ol' Marty did not relent and let the old captain post his jibberish once again!
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#133064 - 11/21/00 12:18 PM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
Chloe Offline
Cap Bigzeke, we were so disappointed that you are closed for Thanksgiving, but not to worry, our dear JaneinPa, has invited all of us, with our animals. Too bad you can't join us.
Great reminder, to count our Blessings.

[This message has been edited by Chloe (edited 11-21-2000).]
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#133065 - 11/21/00 10:38 PM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
Laguna Punta Offline
Poor Zeke. Have a cup of coffee. That will make ya jittery too.
Gone fishing!!

#133066 - 11/21/00 10:50 PM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
yup, all invited but my cat that pees on the carpet has to stay in the basement. that goes for you guys too.

#133067 - 11/22/00 11:37 AM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
No problem my wife bought me a case of DEPENDS for my 49th birthday. Ouch the big five O is right around the corner. I better hurry up and buy my AC lot before they bury this old body it starts pushing up pansies!
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#133068 - 11/22/00 10:29 PM Re: Hot Shit!!!!
orionhunter Offline
Quit your whining bigzeke---you're not old. Got the best years ahead of ya! HUGS

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