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#133889 - 01/19/01 06:41 PM Men Please Beware....Susie did this to me &
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
I SHAMEFULLY ADMIT IT WORKED. PLEASE DEB & JANE DO NOT...I REPEAT DO NOT USE THIS TECHNIQUE ON THE ZEKESTER WHEN YOU MEET HIM!

PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS
OR BARS

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.


Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends.
And girlfriends, take heed.

There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used
by emale sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have
sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available
virtually anywhere!

It goes by the street name "BEER".

All girls have to do is give a "free BEER" or two for almost any guy
and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are
rendered
literally helpless against such tactics.
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#133890 - 01/19/01 08:25 PM Re: Men Please Beware....Susie did this to me &
Debbie Offline
Zeke!!! For heavens sake...... Think back.... Isn't that how Mrs. Zeke gets your attention? Surely you were aware of it..... I'll remember when I meet you... Only Mrs Zeke to order beer. Do tidy bowl drinks have the same effect, I wonder? Must ask Chooch and SWMBO. May be a "new" weapon.
Men..... so slow.....
Debbie

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#133891 - 01/19/01 09:47 PM Re: Men Please Beware....Susie did this to me &
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
SO Slow????

Think you got that there wrong Deb! Mrs. Zeke ALWAYS bitches I'm too fast!
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#133892 - 01/20/01 01:41 PM Re: Men Please Beware....Susie did this to me &
CHOOCHOO Offline
Deb,

This would not be my proudest moment, but SWMBO has reported on several occasions that after just two of my infamous "Blue Holes" that I become a shameless tramp.

I'm working hard to overcome this disgusting weakness, with her guidance of course. She has further stated that after the third one (when I become positive that I'm invisible) my penchant for being "easy' seems to wane and I return to being just plain obnoxious as usual.

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#133893 - 01/22/01 06:36 PM Re: Men Please Beware....Susie did this to me &
Debbie Offline
Chooch
Still haven't had one of those blue drinks, but am trying to put a Belize trip together for June. If so, I TOTALLY plan to have my share. Now,....... Where do I go for the most properly prepared tidy bowl drink? As for your being a shameless tramp, you sound like Mr. Zeke with the beer. I always tell hubby. "I don't care where you get your appetite.....As long as you come home to eat." *grinning* So, go for it. Be a tramp, but exclusively with SWMBO. Unless of course that this is so frequent that you become a pest.....
Hubby watched "The Man Show" for the first time last night via satellite. I was indeed shocked and appalled. Hubby has the TV programed to come on for the next episode!!! He was smitten with the juggies and the "trampoline" gals. Does your tidy bowl behaviour include such tasteless viewing???? Apparently hubbies rum and coke behaviour does!
Deb

[This message has been edited by Debbie (edited 01-22-2001).]

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