Jesus and Shaker were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to
up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better
So down Shaker and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They
They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail to Zeke because they both knew he needed guidance. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They
some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But
minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the
thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went
Shaker stared at her blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
underworld and even San Pedro.Believe it or not sometimes our beloved Shaker does use naughty language!
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Shaker started searching frantically, screaming "It's
It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
two hours. Shaker observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how
he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.