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#134753 - 03/15/01 08:34 PM where the boys are....
Anonymous
that's my question, where have our bad boys been? bill, choochoo, zeke, where the heck is everybody??

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#134754 - 03/18/01 02:37 PM Re: where the boys are....
dphil56 Offline
That's about right. You wine 'em and dine 'em, and tell 'em how sexy they are, and they always run to the bad boys!!!! Nice guys always finish last!!!!!!!!!............ Just kidding, Jane. :> )

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#134755 - 03/18/01 05:26 PM Re: where the boys are....
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Still hanging around but breaking my ass working, walking my dogs on the beach, and coaching soccer. Don't leave me a whole bunch of time to do anything else! Tell your husband that so he doesn't think I'm such a loser and have too much time on my hands. Can you believe that sane parents would let me coach their kids? I really think that society should definitely better investigate who is teaching kid's,coaching little league, driving them to school, working in them nursing homes, ahhh you get the picture. What in the hell is this world coming to? Here is a little CLEAN joke that I think you may enjoy. I will only post clean ones now that I know Chloe's little ones read this stuff. If you want my uncensored stuff email me, well here goes:

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola,
whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year
Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.

Faithfully they attended parochial school from kindergarten through
their senior year in high school. They took their vows to enter the
priesthood early in college, and upon graduation became priests. Their
careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally acknowledged
that Antonio was just a cut above Timothy in all respects.

Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop, and finally Cardinal
was meteoric to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the
present Pope died, it would be either Timothy or Antonio who would
become the next Pope.

In time the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work. In
less time than anyone expected, smoke rose from the chimney and the
world waited to see who they had chosen.

The world, Catholic, Protestant, and secular was surprised to learn that
Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope.

Antonio was beyond surprise, he was devastated because, even with
all Timothy's giftedness, Antonio knew he was the better qualified.
With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio asked for a private
session with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?"

After long silence one old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered Antonio
and rose to reply, "We knew you were the better of the two, but we just
could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church
being called "Pope Secola."
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#134756 - 03/18/01 05:28 PM Re: where the boys are....
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Man your husband Frank is right that was a long post. I am a f--king loser with too much damn time on my hands! I'm gonna turn the BIG FIVE 0 in April. HELP!!!!!!!!!!! I'm officially an old fart.
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#134757 - 03/18/01 07:29 PM Re: where the boys are....
Debbie Offline
Zeke,
Your're only as young as you feel.... In chatting with you over these past weeks, I would have thought your were 25 if you hadn't told of your birthday..... You're not an old fart... You're a gereatric anomoly....
Debbie

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#134758 - 03/18/01 07:57 PM Re: where the boys are....
rickcheri Offline
Zeke...April what is your B-day???

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#134759 - 03/18/01 08:35 PM Re: where the boys are....
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
It should have been the 1st for I am a fool, but it is the 9th. Debbie....I am 25 twice!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#134760 - 03/18/01 11:13 PM Re: where the boys are....
Anonymous
LOL at dphil!

of all people, my dad sent me this:

Three men are discussing their previous night's interludes. The Italian said, "My Carissima, I rub her all over with my finest olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She scream for five minutes."
The Frenchman said, "Slowly and smoothly I stroke sweet butter on my wife's body, then we make passionate love. She screams for half an hour."
The Jewish man said, "I covered my wife's body with chicken fat. Then we made love, and she screamed for six hours."
The others exclaimed, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six
hours?"
He shrugs, "I wiped my hands on the drapes."

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#134761 - 03/19/01 03:02 PM Re: where the boys are....
Debbie Offline
Jane,
Mark laughs and chuckles often, bur rarely belly laughs.... He did on this one!!! So cute. I guess he can "relate". Thanks.

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#134762 - 03/19/01 06:05 PM Re: where the boys are....
Chloe Offline
Hey Captain Bigzeke, Happy Birthday,
Oh by the way, my little ones have gone home to the Mom now, and I am no longer in charge of their reading matter. LOL
Those little brats left me a note to rent the movie "The Big Lebowski", saying it would expand my vocabulary usage. It worked.
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Dare To Deviate

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