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#134985 - 03/28/01 05:24 AM Zeke where are you!!!!
Susiee Offline
Where have you been? It's cold in Chicago and you have not been up to visit me since our trip to Temptation Island...hahaha

Susie


[This message has been edited by Susiee (edited 03-27-2001).]

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#134986 - 03/28/01 04:43 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Susie.....been spending a lot of time in the shower thinking about you on my very private Temptation Island. It is the cleanest I have ever been, but I have to admit that my skin is wrinkled and there are some blisters on my right hand. There is another part that is quite tender also.My right arm is so muscular, I think I better switch to my left so it does not look so much smaller.Man I sure hope Chloe tucked those little scittermerinks in so they can't read this smut.
Oh guys BTW here are the top ten reasons(make that 11) in history for using that unforgiving "F" word:
10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagorus
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK

And the Number One Time ...

1) Ah, come on. Who the *&%# is gonna find out? - Bill Clinton

1A)There is no way I can fit that whole
f%$#ing thing in me-------Mrs. Zeke on her honeymoon!
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#134987 - 03/28/01 04:45 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Marty!!! Will someone please censore me? What kind of board are you running here? Belize discussions.....My ass!
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#134988 - 03/28/01 05:19 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
Anonymous
oh, i see. susiee returns and zeke answers. i guess the rest of us are chopped liver??

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#134989 - 03/28/01 05:42 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Romeo & Juliet.....John & Yoko....Adam & Eve....Jack & Jill....Zeke & Susie....Princess Di & Charles....Julius & Cleopatra....Loretta & John Bobbit....Bill & Monica....AHHHH ya' gotta understand Jane some couples are just meant for each other! "Susie Oh Susie, Where art thou dear Susie?"
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#134990 - 03/28/01 06:59 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
Debbie Offline
Okay Zeke,
So are Jane and I supposed to entertain Susie at the Beach BBQ in June while you're running back and forth between her and your wife???? Are you SURE you want to do that? *grinning* Remember, you sent me the bar scene picture you had in mind....
Debbie

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#134991 - 03/28/01 09:24 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Mrs Zeke?????? What makes you think I'm married? Me and Susie.....AHHHHHHHHHH!
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#134992 - 03/28/01 10:02 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
Anonymous
oh, just thank you, thank you, thank you for not adding "dick & jane" or "jane & tarzan" to that list. i still feel like chopped liver....

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#134993 - 03/28/01 11:45 PM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
Denny Shane Offline
Zeke, I gotta hand it to you... I was feeling kinda miserable all day until I read that posting... I was laughing out loud.

Thanks, I needed that!

Jane.. you stop that stuff... you are NOT chopped liver... you are prime rib baby!
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#134994 - 03/29/01 02:38 AM Re: Zeke where are you!!!!
Anonymous
denny, you are single, right? how is that possible?? now I'M falling for YOU!!

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