Susie.....been spending a lot of time in the shower thinking about you on my very private Temptation Island. It is the cleanest I have ever been, but I have to admit that my skin is wrinkled and there are some blisters on my right hand. There is another part that is quite tender also.My right arm is so muscular, I think I better switch to my left so it does not look so much smaller.Man I sure hope Chloe tucked those little scittermerinks in so they can't read this smut.
Oh guys BTW here are the top ten reasons(make that 11) in history for using that unforgiving "F" word:
10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagorus
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK
And the Number One Time ...
1) Ah, come on. Who the *&%# is gonna find out? - Bill Clinton
1A)There is no way I can fit that whole
f%$#ing thing in me-------Mrs. Zeke on her honeymoon!
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.