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#135113 - 04/01/01 04:12 PM For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
To all regulars:
Zeke has promised to be more mature on his posts from this day foward. There will be no
more profanity coming out of his reformed vocal cords or typing fingers. In other words
he has matured and is about to act his age. He now understands that children donít need
to read his abusive rantings and mature adults do not see any humor in his immaturity.
From now on there will be a kinder and gentler Zekester.


April Fools you A--holes!!!!!
(LOL)
LAWS

1. The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.

2. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

4. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant

5. Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

6. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

7. Law Pertaining to Divorce Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good lawyer ...keep his house

8.Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
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#135114 - 04/01/01 05:08 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
Kruman Offline
I think I might like to hang out with you at the next party! Preferably on AC!
Jen
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#135115 - 04/01/01 05:59 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Be there June 3- June 12.......Can't f%$#ing wait!!!!!
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#135116 - 04/02/01 05:39 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
Denny Shane Offline
Kruman... aka Jen... wouldn't you also like to hang out with me? laugh
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#135117 - 04/02/01 11:43 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
Kruman Offline
Denny-
This message almost got away. Like my sister says, next time we hit AC at the same time, let's party like rock stars!!

Not quite. You know, I'm an over the hill 33 year-old. I don't do that kind of thing anymore. I'm a very boring and passive person. If I talk about my fun on AC, you can believe I probably made the whole thing up. . .
I never did like the ocean anyway.
Belikin gives me hives and rum makes my face twitch.

It's not a pretty site.


And as bigZeke might say. . .and I'm full of S#!&* !!!!
Have a great trip Zeke!

AKA Jen

[This message has been edited by Kruman (edited 04-02-2001).]
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#135118 - 04/03/01 10:40 AM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
Denny Shane Offline
Gosh, you sound so exciting! My type of female! Can't wait!
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#135119 - 04/04/01 04:29 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
diann Offline
Denny.. you sure are fickle!!!!!!

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#135120 - 04/04/01 05:42 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
Denny Shane Offline
Nah, I think spontaneous would be more like it...
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#135121 - 04/04/01 06:12 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
Debbie Offline
I must say Denny, you're getting quite a following with the ladies......
You go down to San Pedro and you would be like the Pied Piper!!!
Debbie

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#135122 - 04/04/01 07:38 PM Re: For all my friends......(like I have any of them)
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Now don't forget us men too!
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