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#135142 - 04/02/01 06:26 PM Jack & Jill Jokes
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot
To take The pill,
So now they've got a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two
months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each went with a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents;
They didn't go up for water!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed,
Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high,
Pulled down his fly,
And Jill said, "Where's the beef!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass
And now two of his front teeth are missing.
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#135143 - 04/02/01 08:45 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Anonymous
hmmmmm. not the way i remember my mom telling it to me!!!

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#135144 - 04/02/01 11:56 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Kruman Offline
Perfect for Monday night at Fido's! Wait until Skinny's second call for Jokes, (everyone will be a little easier to roll off their chairs laughing), lay those out one right after the other and get yourself a free bar tab!!
Jen
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#135145 - 04/03/01 03:52 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Debbie Offline
OH NO!!! Barefoot skinny asks for jokes? Okay Zeke, when we go together for a Belikin, you sit at the next table......

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#135146 - 04/03/01 05:07 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Anonymous
you know zeke steals these jokes. it will be funny when he walks up to the mic with a stack of papers!!!

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#135147 - 04/03/01 07:28 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
munichchick Offline
Where do I get to sit? Next to Zeke or Debbie? I probably will have to lean against Debbie because of the blue drinks!
Debbie are you counting the days yet? 65 more days!!!! I can't stand the waiting anymore. Went to Palm Springs over the weekend to feel some Sun on my white body but did not help to much.

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#135148 - 04/03/01 11:09 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Debbie Offline
Munichchick,
I am MORE than ready for a vacation. Currently I have a sore throat, headache and hacking cough. I NEED SUNSHINE AND SEA WATER!!!! Nothing beats it for feeling better. Yes, I'm counting the days. Hubby got new sneakers, I got some shorts. We're already packing!!!!!
You can sit by me. If I know Zeke, he'll be sneaking away with our tidy bowl drinks while we're dancing......
Jane, you WILL be there won't you?
HELP!!! Need to find an underwater flashlight. Any suggestions where I might find one???
Deb

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#135149 - 04/04/01 12:08 AM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Anonymous
i'll be the one with the two brats throwing sand at me & laughing. oh, that's just frank and mark. i guess my kids will be there too!

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#135150 - 04/04/01 06:03 PM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
Debbie Offline
DenverDan,
BEEN ready. I've been on pins and needles and holding my breath while Frank was deciding....... This is SO way cool! Guess I need to get a few little party hats for the kiddos!!!
Deb

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#135151 - 04/06/01 01:57 AM Re: Jack & Jill Jokes
munichchick Offline
Jane! What am I reading? You will be there for sure with the whole family? That is great. I am looking forward to meeting you and the rest of the crew. How cool! Where are you staying?
Debbie! I bought a small flashlight at K-Mart that states that it is underwater proof.
We will see if it realy works under water. Don't forget to bring a bag full of little tea light candles. I always bring some on my trips for the romatic evenings and in case of power outages. I am used to those here in CA. Ha, Ha!

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