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#135154 - 04/03/01 11:36 PM Teenagers
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(Why wait?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.

(Alcohol last longer)

3. Thou shall not steel from K-mart.

(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.

(Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shall not steel from thy parents.

(Every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get in fights.

(Just start them)

7. Thou shall not skip class.

(Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.

(As nike sayz just do it)

10. Thou shall not help old ladies like cross the street.

(Just leave them in the middle)
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#135155 - 04/04/01 12:50 AM Re: Teenagers
Debbie Offline
LOL
Sounds like my son's handbook!!! A 16 year old can sure give you fits. It never ceases to amaze me, the quality of the antics today's kids come up with.... It's definately not boring around here. And silly, silly me thought it would get easier...... We'll have to compare notes when I see you, Zeke. One incredulous parent to another....
Debbie

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#135156 - 04/04/01 08:36 PM Re: Teenagers
Sunkissed Offline
Boy, than it's a good thing we won't be on the island at the same time Debbie. My daughters or 15 & 16 and quite cute if I don't say so myself. I'm sure our kids could russle up some mischief together. And just to be a mom who brags about her kids, my 15 year old has a small photo of herself in May's issue of Seventeen. Didn't even know it was going to be there, a friend saw it and called and told her.

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#135157 - 04/04/01 09:05 PM Re: Teenagers
Debbie Offline
WOW Sunkissed!!! What an exciting thing to have happen. I'll bet your daughter was ecstatic. Maybe a modeling agency will notice her!!! How many issues did you purchase???? I'd have cleaned out the whole rack!!
My son seems to be pretty popular with the ladies. Didn't have any problem meeting girls in San Pedro last year. He met a couple of cajun girls and had a wonderful time. They ended up spending a lot of time with us.... But I DID catch him drinking a Belikin. On film no less. BUSTED!!!!! LOL
Son likes to bust my chops, push my buttons and try to get a rise out of me. He talks the talk, but when it boils down to it, he's basically a good kid. I'll keep him.
Debbie

[This message has been edited by Debbie (edited 04-04-2001).]

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