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#135174 - 04/07/01 07:00 PM There goes the rest of my ego
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
My son was looking through the family album and asked his mom Mrs.Zeke : "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all
the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us
now?"
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#135175 - 04/07/01 09:33 PM Re: There goes the rest of my ego
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
I was in my usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. I came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily as a real horse's ass


I turned to Mrs.Zeke, with a look of question on my face.

"I'll never understand why the biggest assholes get the most attractive wives."

Mrs.Zeke replied,

"Why thank you, dear!"
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