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#135668 - 04/20/01 07:41 PM Hey Zekester......
diann Offline
where da heck is ya mon?!?!? i worked so very HARD on dat post baby.. and ya dizzappeared on me!!!

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#135669 - 04/20/01 09:48 PM Re: Hey Zekester......
Debbie Offline
Really Zeke!!!!
You sick or something????
Debbie

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#135670 - 04/20/01 10:55 PM Re: Hey Zekester......
Sunkissed Offline
Gals, Maybe his feeling (not plural on purpose) got hurt. He might feel as if his girls are flirting with to many other guys and feeling left out. Watcha' think? lol

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#135671 - 04/21/01 01:36 AM Re: Hey Zekester......
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
diann....I'm like a bad ass toothache I never go away. Try this one out!

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_________________________
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#135672 - 04/21/01 01:39 AM Re: Hey Zekester......
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Needless to say the Zekester is the:

The Charmin Double Roll Penis: It lasts longer because
it IS longer.

Now see what you've done...you made me blush!
_________________________
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#135673 - 04/21/01 01:45 AM Re: Hey Zekester......
Punta Rebel Girl Offline
All I can say is "Oh My God!!!!!" That is way too much. Some many penises, so little time.
Punta Rebel Girl
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Debbie, the Punta Girl

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#135674 - 04/21/01 01:51 AM Re: Hey Zekester......
B_b_f_b Offline
My favorite was the American Express Penis, except I'd change it a bit, don't leave home with it, that's the way I like to keep my men, barefoot and at home, hee, hee.

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#135675 - 04/21/01 02:00 AM Re: Hey Zekester......
diann Offline
Sheesh... Charmin of da Board....now how am i posed to TOP dis one?!?!?!?!!
no wunder youse been 'off'.... i can see now why it's taken youse 8 days to reply....you were just too busy COMING up wit dese here idears... what, 11 a day?!?!?! but i gotta hang wit dat Punta chick on da attitood bout so many, so little. only i can't hang wit her on da way too much thingy; don't ever recall saying dat to a guy..... OUCH!!! i know, i know... i'm outta here!! but if'n Marty hasn't booted your paper rollin butt, den i should be OK....and as my motto goes... see da Unisys one.... BTW....what am i posed to try out????????

HAHAHAHAHHHHAA Amen Sunkissed!!! got his little feeling hurt.... but i ain't gonna kiss it and make it feel better.. nope, not dis chick.....

[This message has been edited by diann (edited 04-20-2001).]

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#135676 - 04/21/01 08:11 PM Re: Hey Zekester......
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Well Diann...you asked for it, you got it....Toyota Penis

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#135677 - 04/21/01 09:57 PM Re: Hey Zekester......
Anonymous
and it's squeezably irrestistable!

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