Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
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#135905 - 05/03/01 09:17 PM For ZEKE!! :)
Debbie Offline
Just when you thought men have pulled the last stop!!!!! They reach a new low..... LOL
Debbie

Subject: Women's Training Courses;

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem... ..... . Not His.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. The Toilet : You can learn to leave the seat up

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#135906 - 05/03/01 09:55 PM Re: For ZEKE!! :)
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
I knew that there was something I loved about you. Now if only Jane can take notes on these...lol
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#135907 - 05/04/01 04:01 AM Re: For ZEKE!! :)
BillandJeanne Offline
1. Have you been talking to Bill?

2. Do they have a parallel parking course?

Jeanne

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#135908 - 05/07/01 10:39 PM Re: For ZEKE!! :)
Anonymous
z - when you live with an opinionated asshole, like my love of my life, these crash courses are included with the honeymoon. if i compain about his stuff, i get, "oh yeah, well f*@k you".

so, in a nutshell, i can drive, i can park, he has his own side of the bathroom cabinet, and i only put the seat down when i go. and yesterday, i mowed the lawn & took out the trash.

anything else?

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