The Zekester will be at the Inn at Robert's Grove in Placencia on June 3,4,&5 and AC at Ramon's on June6,7,8,9,10,&11. Sorry Susiee baby August ain't in the picture this year. Went there last August and supplied a months supply of blood to those hungry little mosquitoes. Hoping my luck is better in June. Gonna freeze me up a bunch of blood (ala Kramer) before I depart this year so I can get a transfusion on my return. Hey I live in Florida so it ain't like I'm virgin to these little vultures, but these Belizian ones are relentless. Now on a more serious note there Susiee baby, if your sucking can compare with these little blood suckers then maybe I just might make that August visit. My sincere apologies to Jane and all the other offended fine woman that I have once again offended! I am a bad person.
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