Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
Topic Options
#136385 - 05/25/01 09:44 PM Another tasteless joke from the Zekester
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One
day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded
biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I
want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there",
and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...
drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least
4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening,
while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope ... but I've
been swung around by the nipples a few times"
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#136386 - 05/26/01 10:10 PM Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester
Axeman Offline
too funny...keep them comeing
Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...

#136387 - 05/27/01 01:45 AM Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester
Chloe Offline
Zeke I actually know that old lady, she is a 36 long. Too funny.
Dare To Deviate

#136388 - 05/29/01 01:48 PM Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester
Debbie Offline
I officially appoint you as the official sick joke teller at the party on the 10th. NO ONE should lack for a few good laughs.

#136389 - 05/30/01 05:40 PM Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester
munichchick Offline
Zeke, my husband will love hanging out with you at the party. Same sick humor. Ha, Ha!


Click for excellent scuba lessons with Elbert Greer!

Things to do

Daily News
Daily Weather

Classified Ads
San Pedro Sun
Ambergris Today
SP Town Council
Channel 7
Channel 5
Love FM
The Reporter
Caye Caulker

TV Newscasts
Radio Stations

Click for our
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites

Event Guides
Event Calendar
Specials & Events
Things to Do
iTravel Belize
Paradise Theater

San Pedro Scoop!
Tia Chocolate
My Beautiful Belize
I-Travel Belize
Belize Adventure
Belize Hub
Romantic Travel
Bound for Belize
Conch Creative
As The Coconuts Drop
More Blogs...
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites
Chaa Creek is an award-winning luxury Belize Resort, rated as one of the worlds best Eco Lodges. We are a pioneer in adventure travel to Belize since 1981!
White Sands Dive Shop - 5 Star PADI Dive Facility - Daily diving, SCUBA instruction and Snorkeling
Caribbean Inspired All Natural Condiments & Spice Blends, Over 100 are Gluten Free!
We manage a variety of homes, apartments, condos and commercial properties here on Ambergris Caye. Our minimum lease on ALL properties is six months.
Conch Shell Inn: All rooms are right on the beach in the heart of San Pedro, so within walking distance to anything and everything!!
Lilí Alphonse has snorkel equipment to fit anyone as well as Marine Park Tickets and flotation devices to assist those not as experienced.
Coastal Xpress offers a daily scheduled ferry run to most resorts, restaurants and private piers on the island of Anbergris Caye. We also offer  private and charter water taxi service.
Mini Chat

Cayo Espanto
Click for Cayo Espanto, and have your own private island
More Links
Click for exciting and adventurous tours of Belize with Katie Valk!
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Who's Online
0 registered (), 35 Guests and 5 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
18,632 Registered Members
44 Forums
63,697 Topics
461,210 Posts

Most users ever online: 1,262 @ 06/10/07 02:16 PM

AmbergrisCaye.com CayeCaulker.org HELP! Visitor Center Goods & Services San Pedro Town
BelizeSearch.com Message Board Lodging Diving Fishing Things to Do History
BelizeNews.com Maps Phonebook Belize Business Directory
BelizeCards.com SanPedroDaily.com Picture of the Day

The opinions and views expressed on this board are the subjective opinions of Ambergris Caye Message Board members
and not of the Ambergris Caye Message Board its affiliates, or its employees.