Why am I laughing? Because I am going to Belize in 5 days and you AIN'T!!
I may be laughing on the outside but I am crying with a sad heart because Janie baby will not be on "Temptation Island" with me. I know there would have been no chance for her to resist the good looks and charm of the Zekester in person. Oh well it is all for the better because I would have felt real bad about breaking up ANOTHER marriage. AHHHHH, the many woman of the Zekester let me tell you guys a little story. No brag....just facts:
On my honeymoon we get to the hotel
When we start to have sex, the now Mrs. Zeke says that she has
something to confess. I say to my lovely bride, "I will love you no
matter what it is, tell me."
So she tells him that she is actually extremely flat
I say to her being the kind,caring and gentle man that I am, "I can deal with that."
I then take off her shirt and shout, "Boy! you are small, but I will
love you anyway."
I then say, "I have something to confess also."
Mrs. Zeke says, "No matter what I will still love you after all I am so lucky that I have been chosen by such a marvelous man."
I say, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there."
She says, "I can deal with that."
So I pull down his pants and Mrs. Zeke passes out! I
fan her and she finally gets up.
She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"
I say, "Yeah....5lbs, 14 inches."
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.