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#136613 - 06/06/01 12:30 PM The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
Sandshaker Offline
Just couldn't help myself....just had to post this!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was
to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should
be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything ! to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor
is fun too; you can really spread out!"

"Bathtub and living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,
I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot of ..." gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know it.", Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his! briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my God!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well-when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the
job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing
to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just
packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your,

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so
that we can get to work."


"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big
for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!"

#136614 - 06/06/01 04:06 PM Re: The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
Debbie Offline
Touche Sis!!! That WAS a good one!! *grinning*

#136615 - 06/06/01 04:22 PM Re: The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
Denny Shane Offline
LOL! I'm still laughing! Very good sandshaker!

#136616 - 06/06/01 04:58 PM Re: The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
munichchick Offline
Good One!

#136617 - 06/06/01 05:35 PM Re: The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
Axeman Offline
Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...

#136618 - 06/06/01 06:51 PM Re: The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
Chloe Offline
Yeah! It is funny, but since you have so much time on your hands, email your MOM a letter. LOL......Just kidding.
Dare To Deviate

#136619 - 06/06/01 07:37 PM Re: The Tripod Misunderstanding! roflol
Sunkissed Offline
Great One Tammy! Miss seeing you on the board.


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