There are at least NINE types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............

4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................

6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !! :-)

9. The Mrs. Zeke - Wow you are so perfect Bigzeke....how did I deserve such a great lover?....I think it is unfair of me to keep such a hunk all to myself, perhaps you should spread such joy to as many young and beautiful woman you can find!
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