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#137302 - 07/13/01 02:12 PM Driving my golf cart in SP
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
with Mrs. Zeke, we passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a bottle of beliken.

Mrs. Zeke, the feminist that she is, glanced up at it and announced pissed off may I add, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of beliken, I'd look like her."

"No," I corrected. "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
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#137303 - 07/13/01 03:36 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
JillB Offline
Ouch!

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#137304 - 07/13/01 05:15 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
BC Offline
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER A 12 PACK ?

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#137305 - 07/13/01 05:22 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
Anonymous
...then zeke looks good!

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#137306 - 07/13/01 05:27 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
BC Offline
WE NOW HAVE ANOTHER HAPPY COUPLE.

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#137307 - 07/13/01 06:43 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
Laguna Punta Offline
But they wouldn't be able to do much about it.
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#137308 - 07/13/01 08:27 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
BC Offline
Oh, but think of the fantasies the happy couple can share after they have slept off all of those Belikins.

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#137309 - 07/13/01 08:54 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Hey BC!!! Good to see you finally came back to life! You coming down for the festivities on Sunday? Have you been able to talk the boss into that AC trip in Aug?
By the way guys...that bikini-clad beauty is my wife, so I'd appreciate it if you'd use a little discretion. Now...where'd I put that damn bottle opener?

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#137310 - 07/13/01 09:33 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
BC Offline
I'm having one of those "I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE" days (week) I keep thinking of AC. I found a good air fare for th 9th - 12th. All I need now is a good reason to get out of the office.
Can you help
We have a problem. The good looking gal in the bikini is my wife. Is this Utah?
Looking forward to see ya all on Sunday and thanks for the directions

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#137311 - 07/13/01 10:14 PM Re: Driving my golf cart in SP
Anonymous
ha! you are both wrong, it is me!

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