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#137589 - 07/25/01 08:34 PM CCACSP Charter Rules
Over_40_Pirate Offline
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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#137590 - 07/25/01 09:35 PM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
Mad Dog Offline
Pirate...so do you know this from experience?

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#137591 - 07/25/01 10:34 PM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
diann Offline
i'm quite positive he's experienced them all!!! (and probably forgotten it...


WATCH OUT AC!!!! LOL.....

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#137592 - 07/25/01 10:45 PM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
Over_40_Pirate Offline
I love you guys......still wondering what happened to my bra.....

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#137593 - 07/25/01 10:48 PM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
BC Offline
WHAT SIZE AND COLOR WAS IT ?

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#137594 - 07/26/01 01:07 AM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
Loie Offline
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you give lap dances...with your wife looking on and wondering who in the heck you are!

<sheepish grin>
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#137595 - 07/26/01 05:05 AM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
Over_40_Pirate Offline
BC...I think you know, because I think you took it!!

I love you guys.....

Lap Dances??? I have no idea what you are talking about......<sheepish grin>

At least I was laughing WITH you....

I love you guys....

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#137596 - 07/27/01 09:34 PM Re: CCACSP Charter Rules
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Did I mention that I love you guys?

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