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#137626 - 08/10/01 07:21 PM Had to change my plans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Gonna be at AC on November 19th till December 1. The whole family....Me, Mrs. Zeke and the three brats! What was I thinking having three kids?
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#137627 - 08/10/01 08:56 PM Re: Had to change my plans
MandM Offline
Obviously you were thinking with the wrong head. LOL!

And they are not brats. I believe we had the privilege of meeting them just 4 days ago and they were wonderful kids. I still laugh at JJ when we asked him what he caught while fishing and his response was, "not much". great sense of humor and very quick for his age.

So, you changed your plans - our bad luck - guess we'll have to pay up on that dinner we owe you after all !!!

Tell Joni her cheesecake is to die for ...and her Panty Ripper!

Cheers!
Mark and Mary
M M

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#137628 - 08/11/01 12:42 PM Re: Had to change my plans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
M&M....I ain't talking to you guys anymore. Left me and J.J. drinking at the Oasis all night waiting for your sorry asses. I think you owe me two dinners now....LOL!
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#137629 - 08/11/01 04:56 PM Re: Had to change my plans
MandM Offline
Hey Zekester !!!

We thought you probly just passed out somewhere === couldn't hang with the jet set... shoulda known JJ would keep your butt awake --- just didn't think you were gonna make it --- what the hey were you guys doing anyway ??? musta got hung up on some sweetie somewhere .... you gotta tell JJ to control himself better !!!

M M

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#137630 - 08/11/01 06:58 PM Re: Had to change my plans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
M&M....had to drive a couple of miles south first to pick up Susie. I wanted you guys to meet her too!!!!
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#137631 - 08/11/01 08:36 PM Re: Had to change my plans
MandM Offline
SHhhhhhttt~~~~!!! we were THAT CLOSE !!!

well, discretion is the better part of valor ... or so they say. At this point, I have to assume that your wife doesn't look at this bulletin board --- else you are a dead man. So,,, given that assumption - YOU GO BOY !!@!!

Cheers to you and yours !! ... we'll be there in November - and the Belikins and panty rippers will be on our tab !

M M

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#137632 - 08/12/01 10:23 PM Re: Had to change my plans
CHOOCHOO Offline
M&M,

When in November?

CC & SWMBO

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#137633 - 08/13/01 06:41 AM Re: Had to change my plans
MandM Offline
CC & SWMBO

We'll be there Nov. 17th - Dec. 1 .... can't wait. Can we expect to see you there? If so, can't wait to see Ernie mix one (or two) of those tidy bowl drinks! First one's on us!!

Cheers!
M M

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#137634 - 08/13/01 10:20 AM Re: Had to change my plans
CHOOCHOO Offline
M&M,
Rumor has it that the 29th of November may be worth circling.

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#137635 - 08/13/01 02:40 PM Re: Had to change my plans
munichchick Offline
Captain Zeke! To bad we can not be there but we will be on AC the second week of March.
How about taking another trip with the Mrs.?

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#137636 - 08/13/01 03:19 PM Re: Had to change my plans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Munichchick....if all goes according to plan I should be spending a lot more time there. Would sure love to have some cocktails with you and hubby at BC's in the not too distant future.
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#137637 - 08/13/01 06:13 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
Zeke and Mrs. Zeke,
Thanks for the AC talk and fantastic panty rippers yesterday. Sorry we missed meeting M&M, maybe next time! Butch loves the shirt, and in fact, is wearing it now. He will make the GB game, thanks!
Gang, you should all be asking Zeke what he bought his lovely bride for her BD (yesterday). I just couldn't believe it. Hope you made it a memorable evening for her, but I bet any evening with the BigZeke is memorable, ha ha.
Cheerz,
V

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#137638 - 08/13/01 06:53 PM Re: Had to change my plans
MandM Offline
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONI !!!

Hope your birthday was great.
So what was the big surprise? I'm dying to know.(What can I say, it's a girl thing)

ibanole - when will you be in AC ? Any chance of meeting you the last two weeks in November?

[This message has been edited by MandM (edited 08-13-2001).]

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#137639 - 08/13/01 07:10 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
Hi M&M,
Not yet. We are hoping to get back to AC in January or Feb. In fact, the Zeke's are staying at my house when they go down. Any chance you'll be coming back this way? We could drink panty rippers, listen to Skinny, and dream about paradise...
I'm only 3 hours from St. Aug, so I hope to visit with Zeke's often.
(Zeke, now tell what you got for the Mrs). I'll leave that one up to you, I just wanted to get it started.
PS: Zeke, just got a good phone call, may be great news very soon (maybe by this weekend).

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#137640 - 08/13/01 10:17 PM Re: Had to change my plans
MandM Offline
ibanole,

I don't know when we'll get back out that way, but we do have relatives on both sides of our families in Ga. and S.C. so we'll be back sometime. Would love to drink panty rippers, play skinny and dream about paradise. It seems like you are doing more than dreaming at this point. At least you've already purchased a house.

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#137641 - 08/14/01 05:27 AM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
hi guys. i have nothing at all of value to add here, but just wanted to say, HI! long time no chat, everyone.

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#137642 - 08/14/01 08:48 AM Re: Had to change my plans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
O.K.....O.K.....I'll tell what I gave Mrs. Zeke for her B-Day. Ready?


I tore up my prescription for my viagra. Now she don't have to worry about the Zekester (Ala Bob Dole) getting his fat ass on top of her anymore. Now instead of them little blue pills the Zekester will only take orally them blue drinks that the ChooChoo man has made famous. Ahhh, I always had more fun drinking then screwing anyway! Man 50 is a bitch....well at least no more rug rats. What more could a wife want for a present after being married all these years then to be left alone.
Zeke you r da' man!
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#137643 - 08/14/01 10:01 AM Re: Had to change my plans
Debbie Offline
Zeke, you never cease to amaze me......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN!!!!!
Zeke, I haven't heard from you lately... Email me. sounds like you have some interesting things going on.....
Debbie

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#137644 - 08/14/01 11:01 AM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
Zeke, thats right, you r da man! But your honey is a real sweetheart!
Ladies, let me tell you about Zeke... he spent his wife's birthday with her, took her to the beach (right outside their door), hung out with her all day, (was trying to get her happy on panty rippers when last I saw...), a really nice man.
Sorry Zeke, I guess I have ruined your tough guy, I'm da man thing. Now if we could just work on that gator thang...

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#137645 - 08/14/01 11:38 AM Re: Had to change my plans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Vicki....Vicki....Vicki
The only reason I took her to the beach was because I had been reading about all them shark attacks down here. You never know but I thought the Zekester might hit the lottery. Mrs. Zeke has a real nice life insurance policy. I sliced her leg with a shell, by accident of course, to maybe chum a little bit to get them bull sharks into a slight feeding frenzy. Ahh shit, No luck....if I did not have any bad luck then I would not have any luck at all! Man, me and Susie were planning on what to do with all that cash too. We were contemplating about purchasing some Nole season tickets to watch them get their sorry asses kicked. Now that was hitting below the belt,huh?
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#137646 - 08/14/01 01:26 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
Zeke,
don't even think about picking on me... i'll tell everyone about your name......
see, i only look innocent! i love to be a s***-disturber!

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#137647 - 08/14/01 02:36 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Debbie Offline
Tee hee hee....
You go girl!!! I love it. Zeke has met his match...

ZEKE. Shame on you. chumming for sharks?? Just awful.... But, remember. I've met you as well. BIG GIANT MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!! Can't fool me anymore...... I'm so glad Mrs. Zeke has a good sense of humor. You did tell her I said Happy Birthday didn't you???? Had any tidy bowls lately??? Sent Chooch the honorary potty. Thought it was a hoot, and who better to appreciate it!!
Debbie

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#137648 - 08/14/01 02:55 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
Hey Debbie,
I got a new line of "stuff" to sell. One of the items really made me think of AC... it is just hysterical, and I am going to order some and send them out, I'll make sure you get one. Lip gloss from a tiny toilet. If you had never been to AC, would you have the same appreciation?
Cheerz!

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#137649 - 08/14/01 03:33 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Anonymous
i woulda guessed he was on that beach on a thong safari.

zeke, the games up dude. we all know you are a nice guy. give it up!

i have a joke for you too (stolen from playboy, of course):

3 guys are sitting around talking about which parts of women's bodies they enjoy looking at.

the first guy says "i really like looking at women's boobs".

the second guy says, "women's asses. that's what i like to look at".

the third guy says, "i like to be seeing the top of a woman's head!".

get it???

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#137650 - 08/14/01 05:29 PM Re: Had to change my plans
rickcheri Offline
Rick and i will be on AC from around Oct.28th-Nov 6th....staying at Holiday (ibanole, thanks again!!) Halloween party at Holiday that night and we're doing another fund raiser/bar b q....like we do yearly! This time it will be for Saga Society and be held at the Hideaway Hotel....Pool party!! Donations taken for food...will have games, prizes, lots of drinking etc...great fun for EVERYONE!! I'm thinking Nov. 3rd..Saturday....can't let ANYTHING interfere with our PALAPA Sundays!!! Hope to meet ya'll!!! C&R

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#137651 - 08/15/01 03:07 PM Re: Had to change my plans
Debbie Offline
Ibanole!!
the tiny potty lip gloss is to much!!! You're right. I would definately appreciate it. The potty I sent to chooch is a gag type thing. you fill it with water and when you open the lid, it squirts you in the face. Couldn't resist sending it to him...
Can't wait to see the new potty!!! this is hysterical.
Chooch.... See what you started??? A whole new fascination with tidy bowl and potties. You must be so proud..... LOL

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#137652 - 08/16/01 06:24 AM Re: Had to change my plans
CHOOCHOO Offline
Debbie,

As you are well aware the business card says it ALL.

In addition, it is important to remember that "a flush always beats a full house".

Blue Bombs away as usual.

CC

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#137653 - 08/16/01 09:24 AM Re: Had to change my plans
Debbie Offline
Chooch,
Your business card is priceless.... Funniest damn thing..... You certainly have an unusual sense of humor....
I hear you're headed to San Pedro soon??? Did you tell Ernie to stock up on the tidy bowl ingredients???? Must warn him ahead of time.... I doubt you'll be drinking alone...YOu'll be quite the celebrity.
Debbie

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