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#138272 - 08/31/01 03:05 PM a joke
this was sent to me today by a friend in australia:

From a woman's perspective...

A woman is driving down a road.
A man is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells
The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!".
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds a curve he
crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies . . .
If men would only listen...

#138273 - 08/31/01 04:48 PM Re: a joke
Over_40_Pirate Offline
did you say something?

#138274 - 09/01/01 04:30 PM Re: a joke
Laguna Punta Offline
Gone fishing!!

#138275 - 09/01/01 05:47 PM Re: a joke
swayflo Offline

#138276 - 09/02/01 11:38 AM Re: a joke
Denny Shane Offline
I don't get it...

#138277 - 09/02/01 03:57 PM Re: a joke
Sandcrab Offline
I think the joke was originally written the other way......lol???

#138278 - 09/10/01 02:53 PM Re: a joke
lmarquis Offline
Here is another joke.

A woman goes to her doctor for a physical.

She gets home and undresses, standing in front of her mirror, naked.

Her husband gets home and finds her naked in the bedroom, standing in front of her mirror, admiring her breasts.

The husband asks her what she is doing. She tells him the doctor said that she had the breasts of an 18 year old.

The husband then says, "Did the doctor say anything about that 50 year old ass that you have?"

She said, "no, dear, your name never came up."

#138279 - 09/10/01 04:25 PM Re: a joke
Sandshaker Offline

#138280 - 09/10/01 04:38 PM Re: a joke
ROF!!!!! LMAO!!!

thanks laurie, i really needed that today!!!!

(hee hee hee hee)


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