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#139060 - 09/29/02 09:37 PM mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Anonymous
so..... jonney's teacher was drawing something on the blk board....
she turns to the class and askes " does anyone know what i just drew pon di blk board "
well.... jonney waves and shakes his arm like a palm inna wind storm....
the teacher sees jonney is excited .. and just might ...this time... have the annswer....
she says...to jonney ....
" ok jonney what was that i drew pon the blk board...."
and jonney eagerly seh....'
" teacher....thats a big penis"
and the teacher then asks jonney how he knows what it is....
and jonney says.....
"well...... my daddy has two of those....."...
the teacher says..
" explain that please jonney"...
so he tells her....
" my dad has a small one that he pee with ....
and a really big onne ....
that he
BRUSHES THE BABYSITTER'S TEETH WITH "

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#139061 - 09/30/02 05:20 PM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Anonymous
what did the blond get on her sat S.A.T.'s

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#139062 - 09/30/02 05:21 PM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Anonymous
''DROOL''

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#139063 - 10/01/02 01:11 AM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
deb1022 Offline
If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building which one would land first?

The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask the "MQQSE" for directions.

I can not believe I'm telling blonde jokes, I just happen to be a blonde, that's a joke! laugh

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#139064 - 10/01/02 04:46 AM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Chloe Offline
"Hot and Steamy" is not what you are thinking.....That's just Moose biscuits/dumplings all over this Boardroom floor.
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#139065 - 10/01/02 04:54 AM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
politilli Offline
Moose is a HOOT...

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#139066 - 10/01/02 04:57 AM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Anonymous
POLITILLI....MOOSE DONT HOOT...OWLS HOOT ... YU SHUD GET OUT MORE...INTO NATURE...NOT JUST YUR PIMPS PARKING LOT

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#139067 - 10/01/02 05:41 PM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Anonymous
wasssssoup ;;;;;
WHERES THE BIG BUCKS I WAS PROMISED FOR WAKING OUP THIS MESSAGE BBOARD WEB SITE.....
EH!???????
WHATS THE DEAL HERE....AH GATS NO CHEK FRAM MARTY...
AH GETS NO COLD HARD CASH FI COME IN DI MAIL[snail]]..
nuh evn buckey wah gats oats in deh

geeszzzzzz

GEESSZZZZZZZ...

NUH RESPEC
YAH THINK IT'S EASY PICKINS BEIN THIS FOOLISH...GET REAL ... IT TEK LONG PREPORATION [prep."H" ]....
LONG WALKS OF SOLITUDE ,IN THE CANADIAN TUNDRA[at the nudie bar]
IT YEK. HRS AN HRS [spit sec] TO COME OUP AWI DIS STUFF,,,,,

GESZZZZZZZZZ
OH AND BY THE WAY .... THE AUCTION IS GOIN NOWHERE...[last bid about a buck and 99---- ]

geeeeesszzzzzzz

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#139068 - 10/01/02 07:52 PM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Sandshaker Offline
Oh no!!!! LOL
We are in trouble now! wink

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#139069 - 10/02/02 04:08 PM Re: mQQse's joke room...LIGHTEN OUP...post a joke
Bobber Offline
Canadian nudie bar? Shudder Shudder.

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man
came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that
they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did
not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go
ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some asshole out
there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
Just as he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy
the other half." The manager ok'd the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself
in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way
you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that
around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
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Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

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