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#140254 - 11/19/01 02:34 PM Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Big butts and buttheads alike head to Basil Jones for a BIG SPREAD in this popular catalogue. Open auditions soon! To be considered, please send a photo and $50US to:
Big Butts, Incorporated
Box 69
Booty Caye, BZE, CA

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#140255 - 11/19/01 03:20 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
CHOOCHOO Offline
Ah, O-40-P,

I'm not so sure that I'm real excited about your use of the word "open" in this topic.

CC

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#140256 - 11/20/01 01:25 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
CC - that's too gross for even an old salty dog like myself!
Just trying to liven up this dreary place...all gloom and doom has chased all the fun people away.... Where's all me mateys????

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#140257 - 11/21/01 12:26 AM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Marty Offline
damn you are always good for a big time belly laugh

graci

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#140258 - 11/21/01 10:21 AM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
No problem, Marty...just tryin' to do me part!

I'm so sick of Basil, I don't even put it in spaghetti anymore!

Alright, ye landlubbers...I know that you have a hidden desire to be famous...here's yer chance. Send yer $50 bucks to this here pirate, and a photo...you git nothin' fer yer trubble, but I sure will git a good laugh...AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Oh, and if any of ya see any of me cohorts stumblin' around BC's, give 'em a kick in the arse and tell 'em to drink a Belikin fer me! YO HO HO...and a bottle o' rum too!

[This message has been edited by Over_40_Pirate (edited 11-23-2001).]

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#140259 - 11/21/01 12:17 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
CHOOCHOO Offline
O-40-P,

Hopefully this is NOT a continuation of the "open" photo shoot. We'd send on photos and the advance fee but the address given above doesn't work.

I trust that you and yours will be toasting the holiday with a least one round of the TidyBowl Blue Hole.

Chicken.

Hah!

CC

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#140260 - 11/21/01 05:05 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
cats Offline
Pirate, I love your Basil joke !!!

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#140261 - 11/23/01 11:41 AM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Why, thank you CATS! Somebody's got to shine a ray of light on this here board...might as well be yers truly!

CC - Yes, I tried the infamous Blue Hole drink at BC's...<hack! cough! whew!> However, I prefer a concoction that won't rot my indoor plumbing!

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#140262 - 11/23/01 01:15 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Chloe Offline
Thanks Pirate, for the good chuckle today.
loved "indoor plumbing".
_________________________
Dare To Deviate

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#140263 - 11/26/01 10:58 AM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Yer welcome, Chloe...I do believe some humor was needed around these parts...
Now...how about some nominations for centerfold???

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#140264 - 11/26/01 12:19 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
CHOOCHOO Offline
O-40-P,

re: The Centerfold - we have several hundreds of VERY, VERY well fed Hoosiers that will probably flock to Colo to audition for the premier issue. Better make that thousands, there's not much to do here but eat, and make fun of people from Missouri and Kentucky.

However, I now DO know what your problem was with the "blue drink". You have always described it in SINGULAR.

Good grief, sailor boy! Haven't you read this board enough to know that you don't get (or give for that matter) the FULL effect until you've had two in a row, at least. For a minute there I thought ya might be a bit of a pansy, but now it's clear ya just don't listen well. Just like Thorton.

Yer welcome as usual,

CC

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#140265 - 11/26/01 02:15 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
CC - I don't do ANYTHING in the singular! An' if'n ye go talkin' to me wifey, she'll tell ya me only sober moment on the island was when we landed (I was, after all, the co-pilot)..but I had that situation remedied within minutes!

Alas...I think I've found the centerfold fer the BUTTHEAD portion of the magazine!!!

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#140266 - 11/26/01 03:29 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
lmarquis Offline
I don't know what you guys had for breakfast, but I want some!

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#140267 - 11/26/01 05:35 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Anonymous
i've got a pretty big butt.

is there any other criteria involved??

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#140268 - 11/26/01 05:36 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Anonymous
oops. i meant to say that choochoo said he would put up my $50. uh, right?

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#140269 - 11/26/01 05:49 PM Re: Big Butt bathing suit catalogue picks AC for it's annual Christmas catalogue shoot!
Over_40_Pirate Offline
Janie, I figured you'd take the bait an' end up here eventually! You kin be Ms. Eastern US BigButt. Hell, you probably qualify fer Ms. Butthead, too!
Welcome back!

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