OK I'll play...
http://members.tripod.com/~berdina/folkmedicine.htm
http://members.tripod.com/~melv8n/second.html
http://guadlouptour.ifrance.com/guadlouptour/remede.html "To dissipate the migraine or headaches.
Make three times of the applications on the temples with rum well mêmé to camphor. Very extremely drink by small mouthfuls a black coffee cup in which you
pressed the juice of a lemon. Apply to the face a made tallow paste (soft candle) of laudanum and grated nutmeg."
tal·low (tl) n.
1. Hard fat obtained from parts of the bodies of cattle, sheep, or horses, and used in foodstuffs or to make candles, leather dressing, soap, and lubricants.
2. Any of various similar fats, such as those obtained from plants.
lau·da·num (lôdn-m) n.
A tincture of opium, formerly used as a drug.
Alternate directions:
Throw out everything else and use the opium. After that no more problems....