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#141906 - 03/27/02 11:27 AM Apologies to yeahright!
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Mrs. Zeke very distressed because she had been married very long time, and the Zekester had lost interest in having sex. So, she goes to see her doctor, and relays the problem. The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that this is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts.

The doctor tells Mrs. Zeke to crumble some dog biscuits on Zeke's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report.

A week later Mrs Zeke returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is. "He's dead," she replies.

" Dead?" the doctor asked. "What happened?" Mrs. Zeke replied, "He was sitting in the driveway licking his balls, and I backed over him with the car."
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#141907 - 03/27/02 09:53 PM Re: Apologies to yeahright!
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True Life Stories from Caye Caulker:
I OVER-heard a very funny comment this morning at breakfast (at the Sandbox on Caye Caulker)
A local guy was talking about his commonlaw wife, who lives in Canada, and someone sitting at the table with him said they didn't know he was married, and his answer was... I may be a dog, but even a dog has an owner. Woof Woof
-Lee Vanderwalker-Alamina


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