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#142202 - 03/29/02 07:45 PM For Debbie & you other Texans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Subject: Survivor Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style.

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,

"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#142203 - 03/29/02 08:03 PM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
i still eat meat on some occasions, do i still qualify. i used to have a bumper sticker that read "fur, the look that kills" with a blood smear on it. i survived that.

#142204 - 03/29/02 08:09 PM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
You are definitely gay too....LOL
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#142205 - 03/29/02 08:47 PM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
KimBehindDoorNbr3 Offline

I'm a "damn" Yankee--though they don't let me breed with the natives. Can I play?


(PS: To all y'all uninitiated in all things "Texan", a Yankee is someone from outside who comes for a short visit. A "damn" Yankee is one that chooses to stay. ;-)

#142206 - 03/30/02 01:59 AM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
rickcheri Offline
And all the contestants will not be from Texas!!!!!! LOL
WE'll be on the look-out when the travel thru Ft. Worth, they will never make it back to Dallas. We'll round them up, and put them in the Stockyards on a Fri night!!!!!!!! LOL

#142207 - 03/30/02 05:38 AM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
Johnboy Offline
Rick, If you need any help,you've got my number....Just give me a call!!!!!!!!!!!!

#142208 - 03/30/02 06:22 AM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
rickcheri Offline
LOL, Too Cool:

Waiting for the press release now, on the contestants, and time and date!!!!! LOL LOL,

#142209 - 03/30/02 03:10 PM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
rickcheri Offline
I don't know, Rick......i bet there's some folks in Dallas that might want to keep them around for awhile!!!! Hell, they might not make it OUT of Dallas!! C

#142210 - 04/01/02 04:04 PM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
kimbe, i am also a "texan by choice" i have been here 23 years so this is home. i married a redneck and everything. if that doesn't initiate you nothing will.

#142211 - 04/01/02 05:26 PM Re: For Debbie & you other Texans
KimBehindDoorNbr3 Offline
Hey, Gay-

Gosh darn if I didn't marry one of 'em, too!!!

On our first date, I got a full ten minutes on how a couple of years before he had fallen into the mouth of a "whale"...

Not yet versed in Texas-speak, I asked all sorts of questions regarding how he didn't get "chewed up" or otherwise digested.

Once it became apparent that we had both hit a wall due to the giant quesition marks over our heads regarding the other's sheer stupidity, I asked him start the story again...and *spell* any words which confused me. (Thank god for margaritas, the conversation was slow but amusing.)

Turns out the goofball fell into a WELL.


...and the rest is history... ;-)


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