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#142502 - 03/20/02 04:08 AM BIG Zeke
MandM Offline
Where are you! I can't find your e-mail addy.
We're going back !!!! We'll be there 4/20 - 5/4. Come on down and join us. We'll buy your family that dinner at Papi's that we owe you!

#142503 - 03/20/02 04:46 AM Re: BIG Zeke
I haven't seen Zeke on here in a while.... if you email me, I will forward it to his edress for you.
He was going down in June, but couldn't find decent flights for his family.

#142504 - 03/20/02 04:06 PM Re: BIG Zeke
Please, "Do Not Disturb" the Zekester more than necessary. He has been busy managing a mutual investment, and pending outrageous windfall for the two of us. Thanks as usual.


#142505 - 03/20/02 04:50 PM Re: BIG Zeke
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Papi's???? What are you a comedian? You guys are taking me to Calente or Sweet Basils....I ain't letting you off that easy! Chooch....Hang in there my man you will do alright, you got the Zekester's word on it,haha!
Gee Mary you really are mentally defficient it sure is tough to remember bigzeke@yahoo.com!
Man am I nasty bastard!
Love and kisses,
The Zekester
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#142506 - 03/21/02 02:07 AM Re: BIG Zeke
sweetjane Offline
vicki, i emailed you. where are you??

#142507 - 03/21/02 03:00 AM Re: BIG Zeke
MandM Offline
Oh Dear God, please tell me that the mutual windfall plan does NOT involve SP. I don't think the island would ever be the same with you both on it!

Zeke, You seem to forget that Caliente and Sweet Basil require a certain type of class that nasty bastards just don't have.
I will have to admit mental deficiency based on the stupidity that I asked you for your email addy! What was I thinking! Expect a nasty email soon. XXXOOO's!

Vicki, Thanks so much for your offer to contact Zeke for me.(I think) Are we going to meet you this trip? I think I read somewhere that you would be there early April.

#142508 - 03/21/02 03:39 PM Re: BIG Zeke

You may rest assured that it does not include SP.

Although not the prime reason, a major factor nonetheless is that our individual parole board stipulations forbid our being within 25 miles of one another. True. Really true. Is kinda of a scary thought though isn't it?

Sorry we'll miss you this time. I'll bury a bottle of rum for ya, and leave the map with Ernie. Yup, sure. You can count on it. Quit yer grinning, you'll see. Who said delusionary?


#142509 - 03/21/02 04:08 PM Re: BIG Zeke
I don't think I will be going down there in April after all. If I do go, I will be on a search and destroy mission, and that wouldn't be a good time to meet anyone. I think I should just sit in my back yard and drink panty rippers, listen to JJW, and try to remember that Belize really is a pretty place.
But have a great time!!!!!!!! Don't you want to come back East to visit Zeke's again???

Jane, I emailed you back. Sorry it took so long, I have been in Atlanta on a buying trip. Let me know if you didn't get it.

#142510 - 03/21/02 05:19 PM Re: BIG Zeke
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Mary that dinner thing reminds the Ol'Zekester of his first date with the very fortunate soon to be Mrs. Zeke.....

The Zekester was a very poor college student who picked up his date at her parents home. I had scraped together every cent I had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To my dismay, Ms. Zekette ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. This should have given me enough of a clue to not marry her.

Finally I had the balls enough to ask her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"

"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."

These endearing words made me realize that she was soon to become the extremely lucky Mrs. Zeke.
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#142511 - 03/21/02 06:50 PM Re: BIG Zeke

Yikes! I imagine this has something to do with your post on the "other" board. Was this shop towards the south end of Front Street? SWMBO knows all the names and locations, I'm lucky to remember which direction Coral Bay is. There was a "new" shop that she has become VERY fond of on the west side of Front Street, not far from the school. VERY FOND of it. This may be good news for me.


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