Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
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#143002 - 04/03/02 03:35 PM couldn't resist
sweetjane Offline
if bob/carla/yeahright is reading, TOUGH NOOGIES!

Health Facts

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

#143003 - 04/04/02 09:32 AM Re: couldn't resist
rickcheri Offline
Rick and I better learn another language!!! LOL

#143004 - 04/04/02 01:34 PM Re: couldn't resist
sweetjane Offline
ig-pay antin-lay!!!!

#143005 - 04/04/02 01:56 PM Re: couldn't resist
NYgal Offline
Good for a lesson or two, if you don't already know the language !
It was mandatory when I was younger. LOL
And.....so much fun.

#143006 - 04/04/02 08:11 PM Re: couldn't resist
Richard Chambers Offline
Wonder what the "English" are dying of!?
Let alone the Irish & Scotish...Richard

#143007 - 04/04/02 08:31 PM Re: couldn't resist
Johnboy Offline
I hope it's "old age"!!!!!!I've been told I don't speak very good English (too much TEXAS "Drawll" ) So maybe I'll live longer!!!!! That means more trips to AC!!!! OH BOY--------------------John

#143008 - 04/06/02 09:47 AM Re: couldn't resist
rickcheri Offline
Would it count if you drank too many Belikins (or Purple Things)....this always "changes" your language a bit!!?? C


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