Don't pay any attention to me, I'm just a bit cranky. I was just informed by the travel committee (those other gender people who live in our houses) that this Jan we will not be going to AC. We will be spending 10 days on Culebra. No Belikins. As my brother-in-law says, first wives are so hard to please.

Bobber, I could not get ahold of Susan, but I was able to reach another civil rights attorney. She advises us to sue the women. Reason being, oysters predated women on the planet and therefore woman unfairly enfringed on the oysters patent and copied their attraction to men, added that to their bag of "tricks" in an attempt to fool us into thinking they could offer us an enjoyable experience similar to what the oyster has to offer. And, we should file the suit in California guaranteeing us the desired results. The bad news is, she will not work pro-bono like Susan, and requires being paid what she is worth up front. So we need to establish a legal fund to raise the $10. By, until later.

Jane - If you would have come to Colorado this summer, you could have had Rocky Mountain Oysters. A true delicacy.

OK, Bywarren, that means we are going to have to go after those oyster wannabees for at least $30. Let's see, after paying the civil rights lawyer, expenses, and giving my wife what she asked for, that would leave me owing about a grand. Whoops, your cut is in there too. That means I am out about a grand plus 10 bucks. Why don't we just drop the whole thing.

Jane,

They are a different kind of oysters - Fried Buffalo Testicles.

Taste just like chicken! Makes you hungry huh ? NOT!

They really taste like a piece of shoe leather. Yummy. ; )

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Is the alcohol still talking or is this the real Sweet Jane? I am confused now. It's rather crude.

Sorry, some things are proper, some in jest, but..........never mind, I can read past it, but needed to just make a mention.

My fingers will go to the next post now.

just testing the threshold...it's been a long week already.

sorry ny...u r probably right. it's gone.

Lighten up. Food is what it is, looks like what it looks like. If you like it, eat it. There is no deeper meaning.

As with everything else, get used to it, get over it, get on with it.

i like sushi

After spending 2 years in Japan in the Navy, I still can't tackle sushi or sashimi. I can do octopus, squid, conch, snake, and even quarter pounders without gagging.

I would starve in California. I can eat like a king in AC

Toads eat funny stuff