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#145688 - 10/15/02 04:36 PM Not for young eyes to read....Rated XXX
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
A lonely widow was relaxing on the beach, thinking how nice it would be to have a man to fool around with. Just then an older gent walk's over and set's up his beach chair a few feet from her. he proced's to sit down, open a book and start's to read.
After a while the woman tries to strike up a conversation. "lovely day" she say's, "yes it is"say's he and continues reading." I really love coming to this beach", again the man say's yeh and continues reading, showing no interest.

"I'm so glad I'm able to get out of the house to come here on such a beautiful day", another yeh and he continues reading. Not wanting to lose this chance to converse the woman ask's "do you like pussycat's?"

With that the man jump's up get's on top of the woman and has his way with her. Afterward's,the woman ask's "how did you know I needed that", to which the man replies "what I'd like to know is how did you know my name is Katz.
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#145689 - 10/16/02 02:43 AM Re: Not for young eyes to read....Rated XXX
Anonymous
good joke ...
bad location....
so like--- whats wrong awi the mQQse's joke page....
geszzzzzzzz
yu mQQse predjudiced or somthin..?

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#145690 - 10/16/02 03:59 PM Re: Not for young eyes to read....Rated XXX
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen
and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66. He
asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous
week.

The lady answers, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned
around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

FLUCUMOOSES2!!!!
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#145691 - 11/01/02 02:53 AM Re: Not for young eyes to read....Rated XXX
Anonymous
LOL

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#145692 - 11/01/02 04:40 AM Re: Not for young eyes to read....Rated XXX
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAH

LOLOLOLOL
NOW "THATS" FUNNY

HAHAHAHAHhahahaha

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