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#145780 - 10/18/02 08:48 PM Women Words
Sandshaker Offline
Believe it or not a man came up with this and for a change they are pretty much right on.....
Who says they don't understand us, they are just trying to play stupid!!!


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks --
this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". eek

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine".

GO AHEAD or WHATEVER (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal
statement often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. mad
It signifies that you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

LOL wink

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#145781 - 10/21/02 06:37 AM Re: Women Words
crookedtreegal Offline
girl
i think you just wrote the first chapter of your
new book
title
"MEN UNDERSTANDING THE LANGUAGE OF THEIR WOMEN"
lmao

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#145782 - 10/21/02 03:34 PM Re: Women Words
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old
for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.!

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal(except ZEKE of course)!
_________________________
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#145783 - 10/21/02 03:53 PM Re: Women Words
GAY AND DAVID Offline
all men are not created equal , , , YOU MUST FIRST CHECK THEIR INDEX FINGERS!!! OMG laugh
gay

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#145784 - 10/21/02 04:09 PM Re: Women Words
Anonymous
those arnt the fingahs ah'd be chekin out eek
gay??????

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#145785 - 10/21/02 04:30 PM Re: Women Words
GAY AND DAVID Offline
i'm thinking you would goose a moose

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#145786 - 10/21/02 04:37 PM Re: Women Words
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
And let's not forget:-

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU HEAR YOU MAN MOANING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED???? YOU HOLD THE PILLOW DOWN LONGER.....

and

WHY DO MEN NAME THEIR PENISES??
Because they don't want a total stranger making most of their decisions!!!
and

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT USELESS PIECE OF FLESH AT THE END OF HIS PENIS,,, His brain.....

WHAT DO U CALL A MAN IN HANDCUFFS??
Trustworthy!!!

ba da boom
_________________________
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#145787 - 10/21/02 04:43 PM Re: Women Words
Anonymous
i shuddeh to think what a gay does awi a goose eek

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#145788 - 10/21/02 04:48 PM Re: Women Words
GAY AND DAVID Offline
yube shuddehrun aw rit

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#145789 - 10/30/02 11:50 PM Re: Women Words
Axeman Offline
WAY too true....and funny.
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Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...

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