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#145793 - 10/19/02 05:58 AM mQQse's health clinic
Anonymous
CLEANLINESS:

TOPIC:- eek THE WIPE eek

HEY FOLKS....

IT HAS COME TO THE mQQse's ATTENTION THAT THERE MAY BE COME CONFUSSION AS TO WHAT IS THE BEST TECHNIQUE FOR THE DREDDED "WIPE"

EACH CULTURE CERTAINLY HAS IT'S FAVORITE METHODS BUTT... MOST ALL HAVE TWO BASIC MOVEMENTS

1-} BAK TO FRON
2-} FRON TO BAK

NOW... THE MAIN THRUST [no pun intended] OF THE CONFUSSION IS THAT SOME PIPL FEEL THAT ONE MOVEMENT ONLI , IS NUFF ...
BUTT ...
POSSIBLY MORE IMPORTANT TO THE CONTROVERSY,,,IS THAT PIPL SEEM TO THINK THAT ONE MOVEMENT [bak to fron] IS MENT FOR THE MALE OF THE SPIECIES AND THE OTHER [fron to bak] IS MENT FOR THE FEMALE
NOH TRU ..DAT !
IETHER TECHNIQUE CAN BE USED FOR IETHER GENDER...
BUT...
IF YOU HAVE A LOVED ONE OR ARE SUFFERING FROM SOM KIND ICH .....
HELL....
GO FI DI "FRON TO BAK" TECHNIQUE....THEY WILL APPRICIATE IT..AND SO WILL YOU..

IT ALSO HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT AH MISEF HAD BEEN NEEDING A CHANGE IN TECHNIQUE....
AND I CAN TELL YOU ...IT'S CHANGED MI LIFE ...
I NOW ROMP IN MEADOWS.... SKIP THROUHG LUSCIOUS SWAMPLAND ...
GRAZE AT WILL...AWI NO ICH..BAK BUTT WEH DEH,,,,
AND HEY ...
IT;S GOOD FI DI TREES TOO... AH NUH RUB MI mQQse BUTT PON DEM TRUNK NO MOE..
[AHHHHHhhhhh what a relief..thet was]well actually..
i still do that once innna while butt.... thats another issue....for the shrink.

if you have any other health concerns..feel free to visit the mQQse clinic
[if the door is locked ... jus leave your sample by the stool in the depository by the bak door
eek eek

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#145794 - 10/19/02 06:13 AM Re: mQQse's health clinic
NYgal Offline
Your rack is loose !
Turn your antlers around and you'll find yer head onna right track again. I hope. :rolleyes:

Silly mQQse

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#145795 - 10/19/02 06:15 AM Re: mQQse's health clinic
Anonymous
180....OR 360

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#145796 - 10/19/02 01:56 PM Re: mQQse's health clinic
rickcheri Offline
Sorry to tell ya...but the "gender direction" for wiping is correct...front to back for us women....don't think it really matters for men. You can come up with some strange ones...BUTT-we love ya anyway!!! C

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#145797 - 10/19/02 02:27 PM Re: mQQse's health clinic
Chloe Offline
Good One Nygal....."MQQse's rack is loose."

MQQse just turn it 180 degrees, to keep your humor intact. 360 would be too boring for the Majestic MQQse.
_________________________
Dare To Deviate

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#145798 - 10/20/02 05:49 AM Re: mQQse's health clinic
Anonymous
NY-GAL....AT LEAST I HAVE ONE....
laugh laugh {rack] eek eek

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#145799 - 10/20/02 06:25 AM Re: mQQse's health clinic
NYgal Offline
You're too funny! LOL
Keep it clean and keep us roaring.
Or is that grunting and snorting ?
confused
Maybe 90 degree turns, slow like an antenna.
laugh

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