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#145939 - 10/27/02 10:31 PM Texan Humour
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For all those Texans out there. wink


A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan."

Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy.

Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan."

He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket.

Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.

You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well, says the Texan: "My eyes aint what they used to be." :rolleyes:

#145940 - 10/27/02 10:41 PM Re: Texan Humour
Sandcrab Offline
Here's one of those blonde jokes not necessarily from Texas.

A blond went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blond promised.

Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blond did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees". She did.
"Now take down my zipper". She did.
"Now go ahead take it out ..." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well ... go ahead."

The blond slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...

"Hello, Mom can you hear me?"

#145941 - 10/28/02 06:16 AM Re: Texan Humour
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#145942 - 10/28/02 09:12 AM Re: Texan Humour
Sandcrab Offline
Hi Tam,

Are you still in Belize? Wishing you all the best for the future.



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