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#146421 - 11/24/02 08:40 PM redneck thanksgiving
klcman Offline
You Might Be A Redneck If:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
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#146422 - 11/24/02 08:43 PM Re: redneck thanksgiving
Mosquitorose Offline
But I love vienna sausage. lol
Love is a many splendid thing and food runs a close second.

#146423 - 11/24/02 08:59 PM Re: redneck thanksgiving
klcman Offline
try it with Marie Sharp's
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#146424 - 11/24/02 10:37 PM Re: redneck thanksgiving
rickcheri Offline
I love Vienna and Marie's...Thanks for the tip, will try for breakfast tomorrow!!!! C

#146425 - 11/24/02 10:41 PM Re: redneck thanksgiving
Mexicana Offline
Hey KLCman, How'd ya know about the hubcaps? Just wondering....makes smokin turkeys easy!

#146426 - 11/25/02 12:16 AM Re: redneck thanksgiving
klcman Offline
Cheri -

best with ther "hot" the "mild" just don't cut it !

Mex - Studebakers make the best
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#146427 - 11/25/02 10:25 AM Re: redneck thanksgiving
ok fellow texans and arkansas neighbors to the north, are we going to let them talk about our families like that?!?!?!? eek eek eek

#146428 - 11/25/02 10:35 AM Re: redneck thanksgiving
This was tooooo funny! I think my son knew every Redneck joke, and thought it was an honour when we really were Rednecks!!
First off, there is nothing wrong with Ketchup, beef jerky (fresh of course), moonpies, vienna sausage, etc etc.... And the directions to Grandma's house is "turn off the paved road"....
On that dirt road, I find the best damn food in the world (and yes, she has served moon pies too), so there is NO shame here....
Gay--- ssshhhhhhh---- don't tell everyone how us Southerners live, love and celebrate. They will all move down and stay and we don't want that!! wink

#146429 - 11/25/02 10:47 AM Re: redneck thanksgiving
Debbie Offline
You forgot that all the "Thanksgiving dishes" that relatives bring, all taste like chicken! And we must never forget that glazed ham is really spam with molasses. laugh

#146430 - 11/25/02 05:47 PM Re: redneck thanksgiving
klcman Offline
but i love spam and all that other stuff too, never said ONLY rednecks like it wink
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