Werz them sweet tatar Queens and what they up to??? :p

Hey Sweet Thing, Check under the publishing section for the Queens. We are engaged in a new endeavor to pay for our plastic surgery. Hee, hee!

Publishing section ????

Hay I.M.:
Bin busy whitlin my pencil for this here writin' thang

Queens, I've just been inundated with calls from those short Princesses wanting to know why they should be wearin' underwear. I know we don't give out freebees, but girls it is Christmas! Sometimes I'm just so sweet I can't stand it, but there ya go. Well, Princesses you probably don't remember Casey's first wife, but she was so dang short everytime she pooted she got sand in her eyes. Now we've got a bunch a sand on this island so don't spoil your vacation with an oversight.

Hello Queens! Howz the book cummin? :p

Hey Tweetie, We're just workin our little fingers to the bone. One of the tammy's (who is also our broker, by the way)has been besieged on her golf cart by people trying to get free advise. Now hunny we just can't do that even if you think we're just hard an greedy. We have to maintain our "Queenly" lifestyle, And hunny have you ever had to pay for tampons at Island Supermarket??

GOOD GRIEF ! TAMPONS? :p :p :p :p