Queens, I've just been inundated with calls from those short Princesses wanting to know why they should be wearin' underwear. I know we don't give out freebees, but girls it is Christmas! Sometimes I'm just so sweet I can't stand it, but there ya go. Well, Princesses you probably don't remember Casey's first wife, but she was so dang short everytime she pooted she got sand in her eyes. Now we've got a bunch a sand on this island so don't spoil your vacation with an oversight.