A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff...LOL
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
I never married because there was no need. I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
I was married by a Judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Alimony, a Latin term for removing a man's wallet through his genitals. - Robin Williams
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
"Marriage is a great institution. I'm just not ready to be institutionalized yet." - Mae West
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