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#147910 - 01/27/03 03:45 PM SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
good am boarders. i am tooting my own horn today. laugh this weekend marked my 4 year anniversary of no smokes. cool i was a commited marlboro girl for many many years. i am proud of my achievement!!! smile

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted eek

#147911 - 01/27/03 03:52 PM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
Johnboy Offline
Congradulations Gay!!!!!!!! Feb.6th will be 8yrs for me........Don't you just "love" to tell some smoker how you quit & that they can too. smile wink

#147912 - 01/27/03 03:56 PM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
believe me, i was a die hard for 25 years!!! eek i would not go to restaurants if i could not smoke. so i tell everyone, if i can do it, anyone can!!!
gay smile

#147913 - 01/27/03 04:07 PM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
toad Offline
tell'em not to start, for these are truly the impressionable ones

#147914 - 01/27/03 08:22 PM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
tes Offline
I quit smoking 13 years ago.... then chewed that stupid nicorette gum for 10 years. What an addict I am. Next month i'm 3 years off the gum. So, I'm right behing you Gay...... Way to go...

Stupid in Galveston smile

#147915 - 01/27/03 08:38 PM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
i couldn't chew gum because i have tmj, BUT, i managed to chew off a few heads while quitting. david says i was a bear. mad
where is your favorite galveston bay fishing hole??? any secret spots???

#147916 - 01/27/03 10:31 PM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
tes Offline
Galveston fishing responds to so many variables. This time of year West Bay is stacked with trout and flounder. What reef to fish is usually determined by wind and water movement (tide)... The reefs (all of them) just south of Tiki island are holding trout "right now". Jones lake has a few holes that hold red fish.. Let me know if your going fishing and I'll email you back what I know.... tes@nhstexas.com.

Way to go on the smoking...

#147917 - 01/28/03 12:22 AM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
MamaLiz Offline
June 16 will be my 4 years smoke free. I was a 2 pack a day Marlboro gal myself. Even better though is that my success inspired my Dad to quit and he was at 3 or 4 packs a day.
We needed both the patch and the pill!
Congrats Gay

#147918 - 01/28/03 12:24 AM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
Spyder Offline
After 22 years of 3 packs a day I cold turkeyed on Jan. 6, 1976. Havn't touched one since!!!

#147919 - 01/28/03 05:12 AM Re: SMOKE FREE FOR 4 YEARS
Mexicana Offline
WAY TO GO!!! Congrats to all getting off the smokes!! Now if you put the money from the 3 packs per day in the BELIZE account you'll be sunning yourself in no time at all!!
Now if I could only find a habit that would save me some money....Hmmmmm... cool

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