If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do 'tug’ boats push their barges?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a*s?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
If money is the root of all evil, then how come churches ask for it?
Can vampires donate blood?
Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.