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#148059 - 02/04/03 12:00 AM THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS . . . . . . . .
GAY AND DAVID Offline
The moral of the story is. . . .

A horse and a chicken were walking through the pasture one day and the horse fell into a very big hole. He cried out to the chicken “chicken, go get the farmer and have him bring his BMW and a rope to pull me out”
A few minutes pass and the chicken returns in the BMW, he says “farmer was not home but I will pull you out” and the chicken proceeds to back the BMW up to the hole and lower a rope and pulls the horse out.
Next day horse and chicken were walking through the pasture and the chicken falls into the very same hole. He cries out to the horse “horse go get the farmer and his BMW to pull me out”
A few minutes pass and the horse returns without the BMW, he says “farmer was not home but I will pull you out” he straddles the hole, lowers his “BIG HORSE PART” down and tells the chicken to grab on and climb up.

The moral of the story is . . . . . .

“IF YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE, YOU DON'T NEED A BMW TO PICK UP CHICKS”

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#148060 - 02/04/03 01:11 AM Re: THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS . . . . . . . .
Ernie B Offline
THE IRISH WAR WITH SADDAM;

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when hie telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Saddam !" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy, down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you That we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well,Paddy" Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news" How big is your army?" "Right now," said Paddy, after a moments calculation, "there is, myself, my cousin Sean, my next dooe neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
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" Begorra!", said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called him again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Saddam sighed,"I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks,and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/5 million since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on!" We have managed to get us some airborne! We've modified Harrigans ultra-lite with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a moment and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 1,000 bombers and 2,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface to air missiles. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back.
Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day."Top o' the mornin', Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have decided to call off the war." "I"M sorry to hear that, why the sudden change of heart.?" "Well," said Paddy," we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided theres no fooking way we can feed two million prisoners."
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Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

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#148061 - 02/13/03 03:12 AM Re: THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS . . . . . . . .
sarahsmile Offline
Niiiiicccccce!

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#148062 - 02/14/03 03:21 PM Re: THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS . . . . . . . .
Rapier Offline
I LOVE IT Imissing !!!!

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