> Subject: Do you love your job?
> >
> > This will make you feel better about your job!
> Next time you have a bad
> >
> > Day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a
> commercial saturation diver
> >
> > For Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs
> underwater repairs on
> >
> > Offshore drilling rigs. Below is an e-mail he sent
> to his sister. She
> >
> > Then sent it to The X, 103.2 on your FM dial in
> Ft. Wayne IN, who was?
> >
> > Sponsoring a "worst job experience "contest.
> Needless to say, she won.
> >
> >
> >
> > Hi Sue,
> >
> > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling
> brother. Last week I had a
> >
> > Bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
> down lately at work,
> >
> > So I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
> make you realize it's
> >
> > Not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what
> happened to me, I first
> >
> > Must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
>
> >
> > As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the
> sea. I wear a suit to
> >
> > The office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the
> water is quite cool.
> >
> > So what we do to keep warm is this: we have a
> diesel-powered industrial
> >
> > Water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment
> sucks the water out of the
> >
> > Sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It
> then pumps it down to
> >
> > The diver through a garden hose, which is taped to
> the air hose. Now,
> >
> > This sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used
> it several times with
> >
> > No complaints.
> >
> > What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
> working, is take the hose
> >
> > and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This
> floods my whole suit
> >
> > With warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
> Everything was going
> >
> > Well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I
> >
> > Scratched it. This only made things worse. Within
> a few seconds my butt
> >
> > Started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
> back, but the damage was
> >
> > Done. In agony I realized what had happened. The
> hot water machine had
> >
> > Sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
> Now, since I don't
> >
> > Have any hair on my back; the jellyfish couldn't
> stick to it. However,
> >
> > The crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I
> scratched what I
> >
> > Thought was an itch; I was actually grinding the
> jellyfish into my butt.
> >
> > I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over
> the communicator. His
> >
> > Instructions were unclear due to the fact that he,
> along with 5 other
> >
> > Divers, were all laughing hysterically? Needless
> to say, I aborted the
> >
> > Dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing
> in-water decompression stops
> >
> > Totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the
> surface to begin my chamber
> >
> > Dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface,
> I was wearing nothing
> >
> > But my brass helmet.
> >
> > As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with
> tears of laughter running
> >
> > Down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told
> me to rub it on my
> >
> > Butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream
> put the fire out, but I
> >
> > Couldn't poop for 2 days because my ass hole was
> swollen shut. So, next
> >
> > Time you're having a bad day at work, think about
> how much worse it
> >
> > Would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your
> ass. Now repeat to you,
> >
> > "I love my job, I Love my job, I love my job...
> >

that is a very funny story zeke!
i am so glad that the hazards involved with being an accountant don't usually swell your butt hole shut!!!
gay

OMG...this is by far the funniest dive story I've heard in years...
Now thats haveing a bad day at the office...

OMG thats soo funny. thats kinda like the medic who tried to take the cap off of a needle on a syringe filled with lidocane, with his teeth. Just as he got the cap off, the driver hit a bump and the medic's hand recoiled as he then jabbed himself in the lip, numbing the entire right side of his face for hours! :rolleyes: