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#149031 - 02/21/03 06:20 PM A Sign at Philadelphia
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL
QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN"

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an
inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups
from all across the country would be marching on this business...
And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the
angry crowds back.

But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let
the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society
who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . .
And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business
would dare post such a sign?

Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
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#149032 - 02/21/03 07:09 PM Re: A Sign at Philadelphia
Debbie Offline
Good one!!! Sure made me grin. laugh

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#149033 - 02/21/03 10:34 PM Re: A Sign at Philadelphia
JohnnyK Offline
Hi Captain,

Are you from Philadelphia?

Great post!

Cheers. JohnnyK laugh cool :rolleyes: :p smile
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#149034 - 02/21/03 10:47 PM Re: A Sign at Philadelphia
sweetjane Offline
i am from phila. we arent usually funny. yo.

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#149035 - 02/22/03 01:08 AM Re: A Sign at Philadelphia
Ernie B Offline
I wish I could help him get more business mad mad mad
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#149036 - 02/22/03 01:12 AM Re: A Sign at Philadelphia
klcman Offline
yes you are SJ - now how many ziplocks ya got stored up?
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