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#149540 03/05/03 11:23 AM
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Wondering minds want to know. smile

You are tooooo silent. Speak up girl. A quick hello would work.
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#149541 03/05/03 11:58 AM
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hello :p


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#149542 03/05/03 12:02 PM
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laugh one with many names?

#149543 03/05/03 12:11 PM
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hello, NY. i lurk once a week or so. i'm not very social these days.

i have been hiding out in my self-absorbsion.

cheri (and friends), i'm still wandering that road back from hell. it is longer than even i thought. but certainly i'd have stumbled off it if it hadnt been for some of you. weird how important it is to me that people i've never met care about me. thanks for looking out for me. you guys are swell.

#149544 03/05/03 12:28 PM
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Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again ! ! !

Dwelling isn't healing.
You're a go getter..........so go get ! Life goes on all around you, join in.
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#149545 03/05/03 01:31 PM
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of course that is sound advice. and i am doing it, and have some good days, but after a few i get sucker punched (or throw the punch myself). often not intentionally. you know how life is.

i am a fan of inertia. we are used to being a certain way. change is difficult. time. that's all. time.

i just need cheering up. a smile. (not bad jokes, tho). how bout some funny stories??? anyone???

#149546 03/05/03 02:31 PM
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Sweet Jane, I'm sorry for your troubles. I will share a fishing joke with you - hopefully it will cheer you up. If it doesn't I'll remove it.

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband Liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the
husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out herself. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said," Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replied... as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing, Can't you see that?", she said. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." replied the sheriff.
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," replied the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you." groused the ! sheriff. "Yes, that's true", she replied, "but you do have all the equipment." laugh


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#149547 03/05/03 02:44 PM
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That was good!!! laugh

#149548 03/05/03 02:59 PM
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ok, here is dumb one.....
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JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbbutt!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
And when she was bad
she got a fur, jewels, a condo and a sports car.
laugh

#149549 03/05/03 05:18 PM
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Yep, Jane - change is very difficult and takes lots of time. Something I have been dealing with too. Have you read a book called "Who Moved My Cheese?" It is great - about a one hour story of how to deal with change in your life. The characters are two mice named Sniff and Scurry and two little people named Hem and Haw. Cheese is the metaphor for what you want to have in your life. It could be anything. The characters go through the maze looking for what they want when they come face to face with unexpected change.

The story is so simple and you can get it at your local public library.

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