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#150872 - 03/30/03 01:54 AM Some things Mrs Zeke has said to me in the past
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
and all you boarders that know me realize I do not deserve them I am sure!

"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".



"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".



"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"



"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"



"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."



"Do I look like a people person?"



"This isn't a kitchen. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"



"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"



"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and; senseless acts of self-control?"



"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."



"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."



"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"


"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."


"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."



"Not all men are this annoying. Some are dead."


"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"



"Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done."



"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."



"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"



"Earth is full. Go home."



"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"



"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."



"You are depriving some village of an idiot."



"If assholes could fly, this place would be a [#%!] airport
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#150873 - 03/30/03 03:40 AM Re: Some things Mrs Zeke has said to me in the past
Marie Offline
Hmmm. I may print these off and use them on my poor husband one day. I'm particularly fond of the "bloody ray of sunshine".

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#150874 - 03/30/03 05:59 AM Re: Some things Mrs Zeke has said to me in the past
JmHanna Offline
The Zekester is a piece of work!!! :rolleyes:
He gets away with this shit.
If I say 'doo doo' I get ten nastygram emails.
OK
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#150875 - 03/30/03 04:28 PM Re: Some things Mrs Zeke has said to me in the past
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Pier Lounge / Palapa Bar please do not use that S word again or I will have to report you to Marty!
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#150876 - 03/30/03 05:45 PM Re: Some things Mrs Zeke has said to me in the past
Axeman Offline
Way too funny....both of you...
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#150877 - 03/31/03 07:05 PM Re: Some things Mrs Zeke has said to me in the past
Debbie Offline
I like the kitchen one where it's not a kitchen, it's hell with flourescent lighting.... My son is on strike.... His chore is the kitchen... I leave it to your imagination.... Allowance suspended until peace and cleanliness resumes.... wink

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