and all you boarders that know me realize I do not deserve them I am sure!
"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".
"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
"Do I look like a people person?"
"This isn't a kitchen. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and; senseless acts of self-control?"
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
"Not all men are this annoying. Some are dead."
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done."
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
"Earth is full. Go home."
"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be a [#%!] airport
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.