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#151231 - 04/10/03 01:18 PM better investment
toad Offline
i am looking for a sugar momma....a rich young dumb nymphomaniac who has inherited a liquor store and can whip up some mean sushi rolls...

#151232 - 04/10/03 01:21 PM Re: better investment
dbdoberman Offline
I got more pleasure reading this topic when it was Jane's toad......

#151233 - 04/10/03 01:49 PM Re: better investment
toad Offline
she's a big chicken...or little chicken, as the case my be...

#151234 - 04/10/03 02:04 PM Re: better investment
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
I believe I know of a person that fits your requirements exactly, all the qualifications and a dead ringer for Janet Reno.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#151235 - 04/10/03 02:22 PM Re: better investment
Debbie Offline
noticed you didn't much care what she looks like.... I think I remember seeing a toothless, cross eyed, gal with a limp and a bad case of acne over in China town that fits your description.... I'll send her your way..... Maybe your fairy tale works in reverse. You kiss HER and she turns into a princess....... :p

#151236 - 04/10/03 03:15 PM Re: better investment
Barbara K Offline
Hairy legs OK?

#151237 - 04/10/03 06:37 PM Re: better investment
Axeman Offline
Good one Barb...
Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...

#151238 - 04/10/03 08:26 PM Re: better investment
toad Offline
no hairly legs are not okay...as a matter of fact pig tails can be the only hair..

#151239 - 04/10/03 09:26 PM Re: better investment
klcman Offline
"Hairy Toads became extinct in the Great Deluge"...sj's Encyclopedic History Of Reptiles, abridged 2003.

They were survived, however, by their cousins Horny Toad.
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#151240 - 04/11/03 09:35 AM Re: better investment
toad Offline
the horny toad was in fact, a relative, thank goodness he had dominate genes...

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