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#151231 04/10/03 12:18 PM
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i am looking for a sugar momma....a rich young dumb nymphomaniac who has inherited a liquor store and can whip up some mean sushi rolls...

#151232 04/10/03 12:21 PM
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I got more pleasure reading this topic when it was Jane's toad......

#151233 04/10/03 12:49 PM
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she's a big chicken...or little chicken, as the case my be...

#151234 04/10/03 01:04 PM
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I believe I know of a person that fits your requirements exactly, all the qualifications and a dead ringer for Janet Reno.


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#151235 04/10/03 01:22 PM
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Toad,
noticed you didn't much care what she looks like.... I think I remember seeing a toothless, cross eyed, gal with a limp and a bad case of acne over in China town that fits your description.... I'll send her your way..... Maybe your fairy tale works in reverse. You kiss HER and she turns into a princess....... :p

#151236 04/10/03 02:15 PM
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Hairy legs OK?

#151237 04/10/03 05:37 PM
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Good one Barb...


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#151238 04/10/03 07:26 PM
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no hairly legs are not okay...as a matter of fact pig tails can be the only hair..

#151239 04/10/03 08:26 PM
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"Hairy Toads became extinct in the Great Deluge"...sj's Encyclopedic History Of Reptiles, abridged 2003.

They were survived, however, by their cousins Horny Toad.


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#151240 04/11/03 08:35 AM
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the horny toad was in fact, a relative, thank goodness he had dominate genes...

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